Man: Excuse me, but your skirt is caught on your bag and it's pulling your skirt all the way up.
Young woman (annoyed): Excuse me! Can't you see I'm on the fucking phone?!
Man: Fine then–walk around with your ass hanging out–see if I care.
Young woman (into her phone): Oh my god! Some guy just totally came up and told me that my ass is showing! (walks off with skirt still showing)
Airport
Sydney
Australia
Boy: I feel naked.
(long awkward pause)
Girl: I'm glad you're not.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Overheard by: Molly, LQTM
Man sitting in booth with margarita to woman across from him: You're not getting shit!
Mexican Restaurant
Madison Mississippi
Overheard by: Katie
Guy #1: So is she your girlfriend now, or what?
Guy #2: Well, I've told her I love her a couple of times…
Guy #1: Okay…
Guy #2: But then she just starts speaking in polish and tells me her mum is watching her.
Guy #1: Good, that's not a 'no'!
Copenhagen, Danmark
Mid-twenties guy leaving voice mail: Hey baby, just calling to say hi. How are your boobs?
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/just-fine-thanks-and-yours.html
Overheard by: brickskeller
Girl to boyfriend: I am the clownfish to your anenome.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Professor: So a nasal quality of voice would be–you all know who Fran Drescher is, right?
Emo kid: She hurts my soul.
Memorial University, St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
Hypnotist: Now you're riding really fast. You're going 80 miles an hour. 100 miles an hour. You're going 130 miles an hour! Oh no! That sounds like a police siren. You just got pulled over! Young man, what's your name?
Hypnotized kid: John*.
Hypnotist: John, do you know why I pulled you over?
Hypnotized kid: It's because I'm black, sir.
Navy Pier, Chicago
