Woman on cell: Okay. Well, do you want the blowjob first or do you want to study first?
Nashville, Tennessee
Woman on cell: Okay. Well, do you want the blowjob first or do you want to study first?
Nashville, Tennessee
20-something guy at baseball game: My nipples are bleeding because of her. She deserves it.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/309168160/what-is-payback-for-bloody-nipples.html
Overheard by: 5 rows up
Chemistry lecturer: Is it just me, or are those people getting more and more naked up the back there?
Melbourne University
Australia
Teacher: So, the koala bears are pretty much high all of the time. They fall off the trees. I have videos!
High School
Londonderry, New Hampshire
Overheard by: humanities student
Girl: Do you know what a pearl necklace is?
Woman: I didn’t learn about any of that shit until I worked on the Senate floor.
Kokomo’s
Linglestown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: M.J.M.
Teenager #1: My parents would never let me wear that out of the house.
Teenager #2: My dad’s a freak. He likes to see me half-naked.
Navy Pier
Chicago, Illinois
Drunken, nostalgic girl #1: So, did you guys end up getting anywhere?
Drunken, nostalgic girl #2: No, I was thirteen!
Drunken, nostalgic girl #1: Yeah, but you didn’t do anything? Like, not even touch his dick?
Drunken, nostalgic girl #2: I don’t know, I was drunk!
Vincennes, Indiana
Overheard by: 202 Tavern Girl
Loud, obnoxious, pregnant girl in a skirt: I’m not wearing any underwear.
Friend, sarcastically: Aren’t you afraid your baby’s going to fall out or something?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/275491256/thats-why-she-carries-glad-bags.html
Overheard by: what not to expect when you’re expecting
Fat American female tourist to new best friend: If ya didn’t like the Vatican, you’re gonna hate the Louvre!
6th Floor, Hilton Arc de Triumph
Paris
France
Overheard by: Pope Andrew I
