We're Just Two Very Misguided People Colliding in Space

Redhead to 30-something man: You like Jason Mraz. I like Jason Mraz. Therefore, we're not having an affair.

Line for Jason Mraz Concert
Hammersmith Apollo, London
England

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on July 3, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Music, Relationships, Sexuality, Women

In Her Basement

Woman #1: He's 41 and a millionaire, what's wrong with him?
Woman #2: He lives with his mother.

Geelong
Australia

Overheard by: laughing

Posted on June 29, 2016
Age and ageing, Australia, Default, Family ties, Money, Questions, Women

Just the Ones That Don’t Fly, Kiddo

Five-year-old to grandma: You’re just jealous cuz you don’t like monkeys.

Target
Virginia

Overheard by: JH

Posted on June 14, 2016
Animals, Default, Family, Feelings, Kids, Old folks, Stores, Virginia

I'm at the Far End Of the Gay Continuum

Obviously gay guy: I mean, I'm not surprised at all that people think I'm gay. I've got this high voice, I'm bitchy, and I like to wear dresses.
Friend: (nods in approval)

Dining Hall
UNC Chapel Hill

Posted on June 13, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Friends, Queers, Sexuality

It Was Just a Few Tiny Bumps in the Road

College student: As soon as I get rid of this molluscum, watch out, I am on the prowl again.

Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: I hear ya

Posted on June 9, 2016
Default, Offers and requests, Sexuality, STDs, Students, Virginia

Janine Began to Regret Taking the Housekeeping Job at the Nunnery

Hot girl on cell: Um, why were your boxers in the bathroom trash can this morning? Okay, well, from now on throw them away in the dumpster and maybe, I don't know, wipe before you decide to do lunges?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365149695/nothing-i-could-know-about-this-guy-would-redeem-him.html

Overheard by: you could do better

Posted on June 8, 2016
Advice, Clothes, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness

Musky Petals Often Considers Changing Her Name

20-something girl #1: So she's dating him and has spent the night at his place, but he's still in the middle of a divorce.
20-something girl #2: …and she doesn't know his last name?
20-something girl #1: Yep.
20-something girl #2: And he's her boss.
20-something girl #1: Yep. I told her to google him or look at his business card.
20-something girl #2: I don't understand any of this. I've never googled myself, actually. Have you?
20-something girl #1: Yeah, you should try it! It makes you feel famous.
20-something girl #2, to herself: All that came up when I did it was porn.

Northbound Caltrain
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: A Cheek