…Is Quite Clearly What Aristotle Is Saying Here.

Philosophy professor: It takes time for a finger to die.

Philosophy Class
University of Missouri-Kansas City

Posted on June 24, 2015
Default

It's Been the Top Story on CNN All Week

White trash man to white trash woman: So did you hear the news?
White trash woman: No, what?
White trash man (sighing despairingly): Aggie broke her corn-broom.
White trash woman, looking stricken: Oh, no!

Giant Tiger Store
Napanee, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Rockbot

Posted on June 24, 2015
Canadia, Cleanliness, Default, Guys, Questions, Stores, Weirdness, Women

Just Not from Their Government

Man: At least Canadian homosexuals take it up the ass.

Bar
New Jersey

Posted on June 24, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Default, Geography, Gripes, Guys, New Jersey, Sexuality

I Have That on Good Authority from Your Mother

Toddler, pointing to gigantic bin ball: Daddy!
Father: Oh, believe me kid, we don't need any more balls in our house.

Shoprite in Clark, New Jersey

Overheard by: allison

Posted on June 24, 2015
Balls, Dads, Default, Kids, New Jersey, Offers and requests

Says the Woman Wearing a Skort?

Little boy in ladies' room stall : You know mom, in Europe all the bathrooms are unisex.
Mom: Probably why it's such a godless country.

JCPenney
Greensboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: diesel

Posted on June 24, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, God, Kids, Moms, North Carolina, Stores

The Kind Of Boy Who Grows Up to Be President

Eight-year-old boy playing Nintendo: Die! Die! Diediediediediediedie!
Older brother: Isn't that a little violent?
Eight-year-old: I'm goddam Kirby! I can do anything I want!

Houston, Texas

Posted on June 24, 2015
Death & dying, Default, Family, Games, Guys, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Texas, Violence

Am I the Only Goat Nanny in New Orleans?

Elderly woman on cell: Hello? What? How many goats? Give it to Nancy*. Just leave it on her porch. It's just one and I don't want it. (long pause) Put it there and ring the doorbell. I don't care how you do it, I'm on vacation, don't bother me. (hangs up phone)

Louis Armstrong International Airport
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: T Perk

Posted on June 24, 2015
Airports & flights, Animals, Default, Gripes, Louisiana, Names, Questions, Weirdness, Women

But Variety Is the Spice Of Life

Redhead gay in short shorts: Did you ever imagine yourself falling in love with a ginger vegetarian?
Smoking gay in short shorts (taking drag from cigarette): Not in a million years.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355863076/i-love-them-2.html

Overheard by: Ian