They're the Only Living Species of the Family Struthionidae. True Story

Hobo: Excuse me, miss. Can you tell me something about ostriches?

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Jonesy

Posted on December 20, 2008
Birds, Default, Hobos, Offers and requests, Questions, Washington, DC

No Wonder King Cole Isn't a Merry Old Soul Anymore

Preppy college girl to friend: She was the girl who would go down on him while lighting his bowl. She was the perfect girl for him. It's too bad she went crazy, they would have been so happy together!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/411972898/yeah-she-sounds-irreplaceable.html

Overheard by: burrhead.

Posted on December 19, 2008
BJs, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Preppies, Relationships, Weirdness

Okay, See Ya Later!

Porn-'stached scuzzball: I mean, if you ever, like, masturbated, you'd know that smell.

Robinson, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: And I Go To College With You??

Posted on December 19, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Guys, Masturbation, Pennsylvania, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

The David's U.S. Tour Got Everyone Excited

Dude #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Dude #2: Well, I know I'm going to see at least one more naked person this weekend than usual.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on December 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Leisure, New York, Questions, Sexuality

The Butterball Turkey Hotline Gets Flooded With Calls During the Holidays

Parking lot attendant on phone: Whenever I try to do that my nipples just get really stretched out.

Chapel Hill
University of North Carolina

Posted on December 19, 2008
Default, Employees, Nipples, North Carolina, On the phone

Eh, My Sister Does the Same Thing

Biology professor: And don't play frisbee with a beluga whale. They've been known to masturbate with them.

University of Mississippi

Posted on December 19, 2008
Advice, Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Masturbation, Mississippi, Teachers, Weirdness

But I'll Totally Buy the Kid Tap Shoes

Slightly effeminate black man on cell: Uh-uh, child. If you're pregnant, that ain't my child. You got to talk to my brother.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/411942930/he-said-to-talk-to-you.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 18, 2008
Black people, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Offspring, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pregnancy, Queers

But Myth Won't Even Let Him Buy It a Drink

Professor: We know CS Lewis likes myth. We know Lewis loves myth. We know he wants myth's babies.

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on December 18, 2008
Books, Default, Feelings, Florida, Kids, Teachers, Weirdness

I Know What You Did Last Sundae Was an Instant Box Office Smash

Little girl: I don't want ice cream, daddy. Know why, daddy? (in a demonic voice) Because it's evil!

Grinnell, Iowa

Overheard by: Jake

Posted on December 17, 2008
Default, Evil, Food, Girls, Iowa, Kids, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

Larry's Unusually Susceptible to Food Porn

Guy #1: Dude, I gotta tell you about this lemon coffee cake.
Guy #2: I said no!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/408802734/sensitive-subject.html

Overheard by: oh geeze.

Posted on December 17, 2008
Default, Food, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Wishes

Default

No Wonder King Cole Isn't a Merry Old Soul Anymore