Yadda Yadda Yadda, We Ended Up in the E.R.

Guy #1, after British tourists leave elevator: Stupid British bitches.
Guy #2: Wow, you hate Brits?
Guy #1: You know it.
Guy #2: But Maggie is British, and you like her.
Guy #1: Yeah, well, that’s because Maggie is a tranny.

Hotel Whitcomb
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Adam

Posted on April 1, 2022
Default, Feelings, Friends, Geography, Guys, Insults, Politics, San Francisco, Sexuality

According to Our Bible –the Josie and the Pussycats Movie

Tween girl #1: Oh my god… You look so orange in that picture!
Tween girl #2: Bitch.
Tween girl #1: No! It’s a good thing! Orange is the new pink!

Switzerland

Posted on March 27, 2022
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Europe, Friends, Girls, Insults, Sensory experiences, Tweens

So I Went With French Nails and I Never Looked Back

Professor: And so then after he killed the beast he went and bathed because there was dirt under his fingernails and a civilized man never has dirty fingernails… (pauses) My first girlfriend dumped me for dirty fingernails.

York University
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Student

Posted on March 26, 2022
Bathing, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Health & Hygiene, Memory lane, Murder, Relationships, Teachers

Quiz: Which Of These Statements Is True About Audrina from The Hills?

Guy #1, shocked and angry: Dude, she's autistic!
Guy #2: Yeah! But she's a full functioning autistic, so fuck you for judging.

Ikea
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Ferdinand

Posted on March 24, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Insults, Maladies, Stores, Washington

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