Six-year-old boy screaming at parent: I want a beer!
Passerby: Get that kid a beer, quick!
Islands of Adventure
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: jessi
Six-year-old boy screaming at parent: I want a beer!
Passerby: Get that kid a beer, quick!
Islands of Adventure
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: jessi
Teenage girl: That's why I got a coffee this morning, because my mouth tasted like penis.
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Cassie and Chloe
Woman: So when are you guys riding?
Man #1: Three weekends from now, or maybe a month…
Woman: Isn't it too cold outside to ride motorcycles?
Man #2: Not if you're drunk!
Downingtown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Crys
Professor: The Swedes. They look at the glaciers, go inside, watch a Bergman film, have a heavy drink, then have some sex in the sauna, but ultimately that is unsatisfying, so they kill themselves.
Oberlin, Ohio
Overheard by: Secret Spy
Drunk girl #1: I don’t know how much I liked that wine.
Drunk girl #2: Me either. It was kind of too sweet.
Drunk girl #3: Guys, I just swallowed a dime.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/it-is-still-tuesday-in-hawaii.html
Overheard by: tan
Drunk girl: I teach! I teach AP bio kids. They ask so many smart questions. (thoughtful pause) I make things up all the time.
Friend: You make things up??
Drunk girl: I just say “according to my research.” (shrugs, laughs hysterically)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Drunk lady: So, like, I haven’t been to the bar since five. I really hope this plane comes soon, because I have to get to Jacksonville because my mother-in-law is dying. Hahaha! Isn’t that funny? Oh my god, I look awful. I should have never left the house without my eyeliner.
Guy, staring: You’re serious?
Drunk lady: Absolutely. I can never step outside the house without makeup.
Guy: I don’t think you should step outside without rearranging your priorities.
Drunk lady: It’s my New Year’s resolution.
St. Paul International Airport
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Aayin
Drunk guy to friends: Do you know what time it is? It’s dick-slapping time!
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Kari
Drunk Canadian to another: I don't get it–every time we drink in the car, something bad happens.
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: christine
Super drunk girls to random dude passing by: Could you take our picture?
Random dude: Sure, no problem! (pause) Three… Two… But try not to look too whorish…
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Offended on their behalf
