Black clerk: You have no idea what it's like to be a black man and be coughed on.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/08/clerk-at-cala-foods.html
Overheard by: lesly
Black clerk: You have no idea what it's like to be a black man and be coughed on.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/08/clerk-at-cala-foods.html
Overheard by: lesly
Psychologist #1: He said he was going to do his laundry, which is a really good sign.
Psychologist #2: Yeah, you can't want to commit suicide and want clean clothes.
Manhattan, New York
20-something woman to friend: So, that was how my morning started: waking up with a man I am not overly fond of.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365149691/the-better-story-is-in-how-the-night-started.html
Overheard by: my morning started a little better
Girl #1: I pulled out my knuckle hair with my teeth just now.
Girl #2: What? What the hell?
Girl #1: I was bored. And I wanted to see what it would feel like.
(silence)
Girl #1: It felt like a pinch.
Columbia, Missouri
Girl #1: It's like that old saying: abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
Girl #2: What?! Abstinence?
Girl #1: You've never heard that? It's like when you don't get any for a while, and then you do, and it's really good? You know, makes you love 'em more.
Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: it's one in the same
Mother, chasing fleeing toddler across library: Stop! Come back! You have separation anxiety!
Christchuch
New Zealand
Overheard by: I suspect it's the other way around…
Crazy woman on cell: Yeah, you know, I just… I really think we're meant to be together. I can't stop thinking about you. I mean I feel bad I lost you… (brief pause) but I mean I saw this psychic and she said we're totally meant to be, so yeah… (pause again) Well, I mean if you don't care that I slept with so many guys while we were together, maybe we could try again?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/330195824/building-the-foundations-for-success.html
Overheard by: aiden
