That's What I Love About You– You're Not Afraid to Take Risks

Girl #1: I pulled out my knuckle hair with my teeth just now.
Girl #2: What? What the hell?
Girl #1: I was bored. And I wanted to see what it would feel like.
(silence)
Girl #1: It felt like a pinch.

Columbia, Missouri

Posted on January 6, 2010
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Girls, Hair, Missouri, Sensory experiences, Wishes

I Guess I Was Absent the Day They Taught That in School

Girl #1: It's like that old saying: abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
Girl #2: What?! Abstinence?
Girl #1: You've never heard that? It's like when you don't get any for a while, and then you do, and it's really good? You know, makes you love 'em more.

Biloxi, Mississippi

Overheard by: it's one in the same

Posted on January 1, 2010
Advice, Feelings, Girls, Mississippi, Questions, Virginity

Mmm, Sacrilicious!

20-something girl: Those deviled eggs totally messed me up… Emotionally.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on December 28, 2009
Evil, Feelings, Food, Girls, New York

And You Thought SpongeBob Was Gay

Teenage girl to friend: Anyway, I think he likes me… He gave me a sponge bath last night.

Victoria
Australia

Overheard by: Ineke

Posted on December 28, 2009
Australia, Bathing, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Teens

The Difference Between Long-term and Short-term Thinking, Encapsulated

Girlfriend: How would you feel if I told you I was pregnant?
Boyfriend: Are you pregnant? Because if you are, I'm cumin' in you.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on December 27, 2009
Couples, Cum, Feelings, Indiana, Pregnancy, Questions

…From Your Leash.

Mother, chasing fleeing toddler across library: Stop! Come back! You have separation anxiety!

Christchuch
New Zealand

Overheard by: I suspect it's the other way around…

Posted on December 18, 2009
Feelings, Kids, Moms, New Zealand, Parenting

This Time I Promise Not to Cheat in Front Of You

Crazy woman on cell: Yeah, you know, I just… I really think we're meant to be together. I can't stop thinking about you. I mean I feel bad I lost you… (brief pause) but I mean I saw this psychic and she said we're totally meant to be, so yeah… (pause again) Well, I mean if you don't care that I slept with so many guys while we were together, maybe we could try again?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/330195824/building-the-foundations-for-success.html

Overheard by: aiden

Posted on December 16, 2009
Crazies, Feelings, Infidelity, Magic, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

And Disposed Of Her Along with the Tree

Woman to companion, while waiting for bus: So, it was really lucky that grandma died on Christmas, because we just drove down and went from there. Otherwise, we would have had to drive down twice.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/337547794/that-would-have-been-so-inconvienent-for-you.html

Overheard by: …you're kind of a bitch

Posted on December 14, 2009
Death & dying, Family ties, Feelings, Overheard in Minneapolis, Women

It's Times Hard in the Islamic Republic Of North Carolina

Little girl to mother, passing brand new cherry red Porsche Carrera GT convertible: Mama, why is everyone looking at that car?
Mother: Because it's very special.
Little girl: Can I get one?
Mother: Only if you marry well, dear.

Durham, North Carolina

Posted on December 10, 2009
Feelings, Kids, Moms, North Carolina, Parenting, Questions

And, If You're at All Interested, Napoleon's in the Supply Closet.

Employee #1: It's been such a slow day. I feel like I've been here forever.
Employee #2: I know, right?
Employee #1: How about you? Today been slow for you too?
Employee #3: Nope. I discovered time travel.

Hardware Store
Agoura Hills, California

Posted on December 1, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Employees, Feelings, Jobs & Careers, Stores, Time Management, Weirdness

Feelings