Of Condoms?

College guy, shouting out window: She makes me jealous. She's so hot!
Friend, mumbling: 48-pack!

Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel S.

Posted on July 14, 2010
Beauty, Feelings, Frat boy types, Friends, Indiana

He Suggested I Test the Tracks by Sleeping on Them

Angry girl on cell: No, I seriously hate him. He wouldn't stop laughing at me the entire night, and I felt like an idiot. All I asked was whether real trains still run on train tracks. I mean, I just thought the tracks were antiques that got left behind or something… It's not a stupid question!

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: kgirl42

Posted on July 6, 2010
Feelings, Girls, Gripes, On the phone, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Washington

I Promise Nothing

Guy: I'm so horny, I want a blowjob so bad…
Girl: You're not gonna cry again this time, are you?

The Poconos
Pennsylvania

Posted on June 23, 2010
BJs, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Wishes

So Let a Toothless Smile Be Your Umbrella

20-something Puerto Rican female passenger: God, I hate this weather!
Young black passenger: Man, I love this weather! The rain is good.
20-something Puerto Rican female passenger: I want sunshine!
Young black passenger: No, man, the rain is great… It's perfect meth weather.

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Mia Coleman

Posted on June 14, 2010
Black people, Bus, Drugs, Feelings, Gripes, Latinas, Washington, Weather, Wishes

What With Original Sin and So Forth

Son: I just feel so filthy after I go on the T. Can I please have some hand sanitizer, father?
Father: (silently hands it to son)
Son: Am I being paranoid?
Father: You're not being paranoid, Jonathan, you're being practical.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on May 20, 2010
Dads, Family, Fears, Feelings, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Parenting

Meet Australia's Only Posh Lady

Posh lady in loud voice: And then they ran out of mineral water! I was devastated… Devastated.

Tilley's Cafe
Canberra
Australia

Overheard by: Trish

Posted on May 10, 2010
Australia, Bars & Clubs, Feelings, Stupidity, Women

Yeah, I've Heard That Promise Before

Sobbing man with black eye, on cell: I love you so much, baby. I'm gonna squeeze you so hard you're gonna shit. (continues weeping)

Coloradp Springs, Colorado

Posted on April 4, 2010
Colorado, Feelings, On the phone, Poop

By Marriage, but Still

60-something man: I don't want to be with my first wife for an eternity! She is Satan's sister.

Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Fluffy

Posted on March 4, 2010
Arizona, Evil, Feelings, Old folks, Relationships

Right in the Seabiscuit

15-year-old girl to friend: And then she tells me, like three weeks later: “You know how I was angry at you? Well, I punched your horse.”

School Cafeteria
New Zealand

Posted on February 14, 2010
Animals, Feelings, New Zealand, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Violence

Maybe You Shouldn't Blow Him Whenever He Asks for It

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Aww… I love you.
Boyfriend: Thanks, buddy!
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: I kinda like you too!
Girlfriend: I can't believe you. (to another girl) Can you believe that?

Kent, Ohio

Posted on February 11, 2010
Feelings, Hubbies, Ohio, Relationships

Feelings