Remember This When We Get Back to Detroit

Older man to wife, moving luggage into hotel room: Really, honey? You want to complain about that? You actually want to go to the front desk and tell them that your room is too nice?

Miami, Florida

Overheard by: I'm not complainin'

Posted on November 22, 2008
Beauty, Default, Feelings, Florida, Guys, Old folks, Questions, Weirdness

We Have a Winner

Girl #1: I'm 20-orgasms horny!
Girl #2: I'm 100-orgasms horny!
Girl #3: I'm masturbate-in-my-class horny!
Girl #1: I'm stick-a-banana-in-my-ass horny!

Syracuse University, New York

Overheard by: gelatinous

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Masturbation, New York, Sexuality, Words

No More Trips to the City for Me

Woman to man: No, I didn't enjoy it. They tied me up!

Clifton Park, New York

Overheard by: Don't Want to Imagine

Posted on November 18, 2008
Default, Feelings, New York, Violence, Weirdness, Women

And So God Invented the Sun

Little boy: Today is the perfect day for a yellow balloon.

Restaurant
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on November 17, 2008
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Restaurants

…Well, You Say I Never Communicate!

Teenage cart boy on cell: I'm at GIANT right now. I just have to go home and take a shit and I'll be fine.

GIANT
Lehighton, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Missy

Posted on November 16, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Poop, Stores, Teens

And We Both Need to Take It Easier on White People

Asian #1: So do you guys eat a lot of Mongolian beef and shit?
Asian #2: Dude! I'm Korean!
(later)
Asian #2: Do you understand everything in those anime movies?
Asian #1: I'm not Japanese! Now I don't feel so bad.

Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 16, 2008
Asians, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Geography, Questions

Giuliani As a Kid

Girl: My mom is never going to let me go on a field trip again.
Boy #1: Why?
Girl: I left my jacket at the museum.
Boy #2: Wanna know what I left at the museum? My dignity. My dignity and my pride.

BART
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 15, 2008
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Pride, Questions, San Francisco, Train, Weirdness

Makes Teaching Teenagers Seem Almost Bearable

Chemistry teacher: We've been experimenting with butane for the last three periods and I'm a little high right now.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Drugs, Feelings, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Teachers, Tennessee

But Leave Out the Part Where He Blew and Said “Haha, Fooled Ya!”

Gay man: So, did you end up fucking that guy from eHarmony?
Blondie: Sort of. When I was blowing him he told me to stop and I said, “No way, I'm just getting started!” And then he said, “Seriously, stop, I don't want to blow in your face.”
Gay man: That's like true love. You should use that story for your eHarmony commercial.

Central Illinois

Posted on November 9, 2008
BJs, Default, Feelings, Girls, Illinois, Internet, Queers, Questions, Sex

Straight Men in San Francisco May Become Spoiled

Guy: Later. (he affectionately shakes girl by shoulders)
Girl: Wait, did you just shake me like a Golden Retriever after we had a nooner?
Guy: Yeah, that was kind of bad. (hugs her)

Financial District
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 8, 2008
Animals, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Sex

Feelings