…to Consider, When Purchasing Tropical Fish.

Professor: Do I want to be intimate? That's the important thing.

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Mallory

Posted on December 1, 2008
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Questions, Teachers

Boys: I'm Keeping It in My Pants Now, Thanks Anyway

High school girl #1: I'm so glad I only have one baby daddy. I feel sorry for those girls with more than one! You've gotta figure out who has money and who doesn't.
High school girl #2: That is so true!

Grocery Store
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Just doing my grocery shopping

Posted on November 26, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Money, Relationships, Stores, Teens, Texas

The Gospel According to Brad

40-something suit: Jesus Christ could not possibly make Seattle more depressing.

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Carefull listener

Posted on November 25, 2008
Bus, Default, Feelings, Geography, Jesus, Suits, Washington

Tonight's Movie: Eyes Wide Shut

Middle aged, balding psych professor disproving “empty nest” theory: Now, when you leave the house your parents are free to run around the house naked, and fuck on the kitchen table! (pauses) Your parents like to have sex!

Psychology Class, Youngstown State University
Ohio

Overheard by: Carmen

Posted on November 24, 2008
Class, Default, Education, Family ties, Feelings, Ohio, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

Your Editors Just Threw Up

Soccer mom #1: I heard once that the reason animals don't live as long as humans is because they come into the world knowing how to love, and we have to learn.
Soccer mom #2: That is so true.

Lee County Humane Society
Auburn, Alabama

Overheard by: Gee

Posted on November 23, 2008
Age and ageing, Alabama, Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Moms

Learn to Wipe, People, Learn to Wipe

Marriage and family therapy professor: If you're living, shit's happening.

Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 23, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Teachers, Weirdness

It's Almost Like You're Blaming the Victim Here

Guy, carrying basket: It's just hard to know that I did so much for her, I did everything right in our marriage and now she is intentionally trying to hurt me.
Girl, pushing cart: Seriously? You did everything right?
Guy: Yes, I did.
Girl: Um, you slept with me.
Guy: Yeah, but that was a long time ago and I didn't do it to hurt her.

Trader Joe's
Hillcrest, California

Posted on November 22, 2008
California, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Remember This When We Get Back to Detroit

Older man to wife, moving luggage into hotel room: Really, honey? You want to complain about that? You actually want to go to the front desk and tell them that your room is too nice?

Miami, Florida

Overheard by: I'm not complainin'

Posted on November 22, 2008
Beauty, Default, Feelings, Florida, Guys, Old folks, Questions, Weirdness

We Have a Winner

Girl #1: I'm 20-orgasms horny!
Girl #2: I'm 100-orgasms horny!
Girl #3: I'm masturbate-in-my-class horny!
Girl #1: I'm stick-a-banana-in-my-ass horny!

Syracuse University, New York

Overheard by: gelatinous

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Masturbation, New York, Sexuality, Words

No More Trips to the City for Me

Woman to man: No, I didn't enjoy it. They tied me up!

Clifton Park, New York

Overheard by: Don't Want to Imagine

Posted on November 18, 2008
Default, Feelings, New York, Violence, Weirdness, Women

Feelings