Hipster in “Vatican Chainsaw Massacre” t-shirt: And the thing is, dude, I just… (sighs) …I just don't really care about waffles, you know?
Queen Street West
Toronto
Canadia
Hipster in “Vatican Chainsaw Massacre” t-shirt: And the thing is, dude, I just… (sighs) …I just don't really care about waffles, you know?
Queen Street West
Toronto
Canadia
Teenage daughter: I had some caffeine pretty late tonight, so I'm gonna take an extra 50 milligrams of Seroquel.
Mother: I'll be sure to call Mary-Kate if anything bad happens.
Highlands Ranch, Colorado
Girl: Yeah, I dipped his junk in pie.
Wesleyan Residence Hall
Illinois
Overheard by: Confused Resident
10-year-old boy to friend, about Austin Powers: Your mom let you watch that movie? She doesn't even let you have sugar!
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kaitlen
Teenage girl: Potato chips are like flakes of god's skin.
Rumson, New Jersey
Girl to friend: And he tried to order frozen yogurt, so I didn't sleep with him. If you want to bang me, you have to eat full-fat ice cream!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/284368327/what-a-way-to-go.html
Overheard by: seward
Female yuppie: When my daughter was nine months old, she was eating tiramisu… with espresso in it!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Kab00m
Mother to young son: The sign says that polar bears are carnivores. That means they eat mostly plants, but will eat meat when they can find it.
Henry Vilas Zoo
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: weeping for the future
Guy: So who are you meeting here? Some friends?
Girl, sighing: I wouldn't necessarily call them my friends, they're just people I eat with.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Wait, what?
