So Another Good Thing Is, I'm Resourceful

Friend #1: We should all say something about ourselves. One thing good and one thing bad.
Friend #2: What about you?
Friend #1: Well, I have a good sense of humor. And I guess something bad would be that the other day, I slept with some person because I didn't have a place to stay, but in the morning, I'd forgotten his name…so when he went out his room I had to search through it to find some kind of identity card of his so I could pretend I knew it all along. His name was Richard.

Pub
London Bridge
England

Posted on October 5, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, England, Friends, Names, Questions, Sex

Since He Kept Me Up So Late Last Night

Middle-aged woman to another: I said, “Let’s go to church,” and she said, “No, I’m going to stay in bed with Jesus today.”

Outside Mexican restaurant
Hammond, Louisiana

Overheard by: Booksie in Bumfuck

Posted on October 5, 2022
Default, Friends, Jesus, Louisiana, Memory lane, Restaurants, Weirdness, Women

People in L.A. Eat?

Guy: I have to use the girls’ room ’cause there is just vomit everywhere in the men’s and a guy, like, dying or something.
Girl: Well, that’s what you get for moving to the East side! Apparently no one vomits at bars on the West side. We here on the East side are all about vomit. It’s, like, totally cool.

Ladies’ room, 4100 Bar, Sunset Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Erin

Posted on October 3, 2022
Bragging, California, Friends

Or Use Birth Control

Woman to friend: So I killed three of them already. I guess that means I should lose some weight.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: corey

Posted on October 1, 2022
Diet & weight, Friends, Missouri, Murder, Weirdness, Women

Your Flaps Are Up and Everything

Whiny girl: My flight was canceled!
Friend: Oh, no! … Your hair looks great!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html

Overheard by: Paris

Posted on September 11, 2022
Compliments, Friends, Overheard at Cornell

Honey, Not the Strawberry — I’m Still Sore From Last Night

Chick: … But it’s only about the size of a strawberry.
Dude: And all I’m saying is that a strategically placed strawberry can exert a surprising amount of pressure.
Random passerby: Right on!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: snickerpants

Posted on August 31, 2022
Friends, Fruit, Washington

Is That a “Yes” on Hiring Her?

Man to friend: She makes me want to cheat on my wife in front of my wife.

Exchange Place, New Jersey

Overheard by: John

Posted on August 30, 2022
Friends, Infidelity, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Stupidity, Wishes

Blood Feud– Gotcha

Birthday girl: Not to be mean, but I'm kind of glad Jeff* can't come to my birthday party. Now I can invite Kelly*.
Friend: Why couldn't you before? Not enough seats?
Birthday girl (long pause): No. Because Jeff's brother got her sister pregnant.
Friend: Oh, yeah.

University of Notre Dame
Notre Dame, Indiana

Overheard by: iz