I'm Hoping the Baby Will Bring Us Closer Together

Girl: Finally! I'm no longer a virgin anymore! And I did it with someone I love. I dunno if he loves me though.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/dont-worry-he-appreciated-it-too/

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on October 22, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Overheard at McGill, Virginity

I Need a Designated Thinker

Girl on cell: It's not that I don't want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don't want to get fucked up, you know? So I'm not really sure what to do.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278088/look-not-drinking-my-weight-in-tequila-is-not-an-option-ok.html

Overheard by: I have that dilemma often

Posted on October 18, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Wishes

Meet the “Bad Companions” Your Mother Warned You About

Barefoot girl in red dress: Oh my god, what are we doing?!
Girl with partially shaved head and blue sweater: We're… (dodges car) We're running into traffic.

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on October 17, 2021
Australia, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, Weirdness

We Don't Quite Get It, But We Like It

Girl standing in front of a pro-life poster: Well, if that's true I owe god a lot of child support.

Colorado

Posted on October 15, 2021
Colorado, Default, Girls, God, Pregnancy

At Least, He Said It Was Mayonnaise

Girl on cell: Yeah, last semester the professor had this obsession with mayonnaise. It was freaking everyone out.

College of Charleston
Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Tori

Posted on October 12, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Education, Food, Girls, On the phone, South Carolina

On the Other Hand, Mocking You Is Both.

College girl #1: It was fun because it was easy.
College girl #2: Emily*, not all easy things are fun…like, I hear you're not that fun.

Borders
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 11, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Euphemisms, Girls, Pennsylvania, Students

…Drugs? It's Drugs, Right?

Dumb brunette #1: Well, he likes Sarah and Matt…
Dumb brunette #2: They don't count, everyone likes them!
Dumb brunette #1: Well, my boyfriend doesn't like any of my friends, then. I don't really like any of my friends.
Smart, older blonde walking by: Well, dear, there's a simple solution to that.
Dumb brunette #1: Oh? What is it?

University Library, Kent State
Kent, Ohio