From Containing All That Evil?

Girl #1: Do you think anyone’s like… Actually a good person?
[long pause]Girl #2: Ugh, my stomach really hurts today.

Drew University
Madison, New Jersey

Posted on July 26, 2021
Bringing it back to you, Character, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Maladies, New Jersey, Questions, Sorority types, Students

I Always Muted the TV When President Bush Came on

Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Sean Mc

Posted on July 24, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Vagina

Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?

Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?

200 Bus
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: likewhoa

Posted on July 21, 2021
Bus, California, Family ties, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Words

Ad: Duct Tape– Is There Nothing It Can't Do?

Girl #1: Eww!
Girl #2: Oh, what? You can talk about your abortion, but I can't talk about warts?

Ashland, Oregon

Overheard by: crystal

Posted on July 19, 2021
Abortion, Compare and contrast, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Oregon

Nietzsche: What Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Wierder

(Mustang Sally is playing in background)
Guy: I dated a girl in high school who called herself Mustang Sally and me Cowboy Bill.
Girl: Is that the girl you kissed?
Guy: No, we just wrestled. She was weird. I was weird. It worked out…badly.

Video Store
Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on July 14, 2021
Default, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Names, New Zealand, Relationships, Weirdness

So Many Watershed Moments Happen at Banana Republic

(in the Georgetown Banana Republic)
Girl #1: I really love this dress, but I think it's a tad too short for work. I'm only supposed to be buying dresses for work right now.
Girl #2: Really? It's not too short for my office. But my boss only hires pretty people, so he likes it when we wear short dresses.
Girl #1: Did you think I'm ugly?
Girl #2: No! Buy the dress and send me your resume.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/who-wears-short-shorts.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on July 12, 2021
Advice, Clothes, Default, Eavesdrop DC, Etiquette, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Offers and requests, Students

My Technique’s Right Out Of The Shaolin Cookbook

Girl on bus: So, I’m like: “Bitch, you can’t question my big fork usage!”

99 Bus
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on July 10, 2021
Bus, Canadia, Default, Etiquette, Food, Girls, Insults

One Word: Lube.

Girlfriend: No, whenever we try to have sex it always ends in tears!

Albany, New York

Posted on July 10, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, New York, Sex

Like When Troy McClure Married Selma on The Simpsons

Girl #1: What's an orgasm?
Girl #2: It's like when two people get excited during sex.
Girl #1: So, like, when they go “rawwwrr!”
Girl #2: Uh…yeah. Sure.

School Cafeteria
El Paso, Texas

Posted on July 9, 2021
Default, Girls, Orgasm, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Texas

Back Up– There Are Jews in Nebraska?

Hip daughter: Mom, is that the same guy?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daughter: Then why do they sound the exact same?
Hip mom: Because they're Jewish.
Hip daughter: Really?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daughter (laughing): Oh my god! Mom! That's…
Hip mom: Don't quote me on Facebook.

Lincoln, Nebraska

Overheard by: robert taylor

Posted on July 9, 2021
Default, Family ties, Girls, Hipsters, Internet, Kids, Moms, Nebraska, Questions, Religion

Girls

Like When Troy McClure Married Selma on The Simpsons