See, This Is Why I Came Here

Girl: Wow! Einstein was like really smart!

Astronomy Class
UCSC, California

Overheard by: Eric

Posted on October 4, 2021
California, Class, Education, Girls, Science, Stupidity

…Even Though It's Shaped Like St. Peter?

Girlfriend, excited: I know exactly what I'm going to get you for your birthday this year.
Boyfriend: Oh yeah? I know exactly what I am going to get you for your birthday.
Girlfriend: Really? Are you going to get that thing cut off your back?

Cafe
Sydney
Australia

Posted on October 3, 2021
Age and ageing, Australia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants

Why She Shops at The Gap.

Chickie #1: You have a hole in your jeans.
Chickie #2: I love my hole!

Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The Old Man

Posted on October 3, 2021
Ass, Canadia, Clothes, Feelings, Girls

None Of Which Are All That Hard

Student: Have you ever heard of the penis game?
Female professor: Which one? I've played many penis games.

Greek Myth Class
Illinois Wesleyan University

Overheard by: problem

Posted on October 2, 2021
Class, Default, Games, Girls, Illinois, Penis, Questions, Students, Teachers

But I'm Reasonably Sure That's Where Your Dad Is from

Girl: Whoa…There's a band called “Asia”? Mom, is this what I was named after?
Mother: No, honey.

Branson, Missouri

Posted on October 1, 2021
Default, Family ties, Girls, Missouri, Moms, Music, Names, Questions, Women

How Do You Think the Lollipop Guild Got Their Name?

Girl #1: So my computer is dead, and I don't know how to fix it.
Girl #2: What do you think is wrong with it?
Girl #1: It's got a virus. But it was totally worth it.
Girl #2: Oh, yeah? Why?
Girl #1: Well, Mary* and I were curious and wanted to know if midgets' dicks are normal-sized or midget-sized, so we were looking up midget porn.
Girl #2: And the verdict is?
Girl #1: They're normal-sized. This one guy was seriously a tripod. It's incredible.
Male bartender: Yeah, I can see how that would be worth a completely devastating virus on your computer. Can you write down the website you found it on?

Killarney's Pub
Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Currrly!

Posted on October 1, 2021
Bars & Clubs, Bartenders, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Technology

Wait 'Til They Do “The Thong Song” in Middle English

Girls, singing: My milkshake bringeth the lads in the square, prithee, 'tis better than yours, 'tis better than yours, I could teach thee, but I'd levy a fee.

4 Bus
Victoria
Canadia

Overheard by: Fair maiden Juliet