I’m Safer Here Where Everybody Hates Me

Girl on cell: Nooo… I’m not sure I should go to Florida. That could lead to sex.

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Posted on November 13, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Girls, New York, On the phone, Sex

And I Need Lipstick for Medicinal Purposes

College girl, handing heavy basket to boyfriend: I’m all for feminism, but I don’t like carrying heavy things.

Target
Towson, Maryland

Overheard by: Kay-ren

Posted on November 12, 2019
Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Girls, Maryland, Offers and requests, Philosophy, Sorority types, Stores

…According to Miss Manners.

Girl #1: Oh, I like your jacket.
Girl #2: Thanks, it's not mine, Julie loaned it to me. Thank god she did, because she puked on mine.
Girl #1: Is that why she loaned it to you?
Girl #2: No, I didn't tell her she puked on mine. It's not really cool to bring up stuff people did when they were having a seizure.

Cork
Ireland

Posted on November 11, 2019
Clothing, Compliments, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Ireland, Questions

Boys Are As Disposable As Kleenex

Girl #1: Hey girl, what's up? How's your summer? You still runnin' 'round with that bad boy?
Girl #2: Oh no, he dead.
Girl #1: He dead?! No! He dead? When?
Girl #2: Few weeks ago. It don't matter. We weren't goin' out no more.

eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Posted on November 9, 2019
Death & dying, Default, Eavesdrop DC, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

At Least Take a Bite of This Apple

Boy: I believe in waiting until marriage.
Girl: That’s funny, cause I believe in you fucking my brains out.

Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania

Posted on November 8, 2019
Bimbettes, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Religion, Religious fanatics, Sex, Students, Wishes, Yeahhh, college!

What Kind Of Ignorant People Would Do Something Like That?

College girl #1: Did you hear about that slavery thing?
College girl #2: No, like a real, live slavery thing?
College girl #1: Yeah! It's in Europe somewhere, like the Philippines.

Rock Valley College
Illinois

Posted on November 8, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Girls, Illinois, Questions, Students, Stupidity

This Is Still Lindsay Lohan's Most Functional Relationship to Date

Drunk lesbian to sober girlfriend: Aw, I wanna puke but I can't!
Sober girlfriend: I would punch you in the stomach if you wanted …that's how much I love you.
Drunk lesbian: Awww, that's sweet.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 31, 2019
Compliments, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Lesbos, Stomach, Violence, Washington

And Priests Aren't Interested in Me

Sexy blonde: So I was on cross-dresser's wife yesterday.
Okay-looking blonde: What? Where?
Sexy blonde: Cross-dressers wife. Anyway, I was looking for hot cross-dressers to…you know,to…
Okay-looking blonde: I'm not sure I wanna hear the rest, but now I'm morbidly curious. And?
Sexy blonde: I couldn't find any cross-dressers! It was, like, nothing but girls talking about cross-dressing and cross-dressers!
Okay-looking blonde: So? What's wrong with that?
Sexy blonde: A girl's got needs. I can't just get started without cross-dressers. I should sue.

Kansas City, Kansas