Dolly Parton Doesn't Get Out Much These Days

Blonde: Oh my god! Are you wearing makeup?
Black man in drag: Yes I am, sugar.
Blonde: Where did you get it?
Black man in drag: Um, the store.
Blonde: Do they make makeup for black people?

Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Overheard by: Natalie

Posted on September 9, 2018
Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Race, Tennessee, Weirdness

Riverdale Hasn't Been the Same Since Archie Went Off the Rails

Teenage girl #1: I mean, what's the point of dating an ugly, short, junior with herpes and acne if he doesn't even have his learner's permit?
Teenage girl #2: Shut up and eat.

Shari's Restaurant
Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 8, 2018
Age and ageing, Beauty, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Oregon, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, STDs, Teens

That’s What You Said About Spiral Notebooks!

Young girl, spraying perfume: These smell yucky. Who actually buys these, Mom?
Mom: Put those down. Those are for prostitutes.

Macy’s
St. Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: ChasingDori

Posted on September 4, 2018
Default, Girls, Gripes, Minnesota, Moms, Sensory experiences, Stores

Yoko Ono in the 1970's: Encapsulated.

Girl wearing long, flowy skirt to friend: I just feel a deep connection with the lighting of this room. I'm a big fan of lighting.

Maryland

Posted on September 3, 2018
Bragging, Girls, Maryland, Stupidity

Or Renée Zellweger?

Drunk Asian kid entering kitchen at party: I just went to use the bathroom, but there was some weird Asian girl waiting outside the door.
Sober, bitter girl: Are you sure it wasn't just a mirror?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/417242384/now-that-you-mention-it.html

Overheard by: bitter girl's roommate

Posted on September 1, 2018
Asians, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Stupidity

The Difference between Boys and Girls

Guy to girlfriend: My dick is aching for your vagina.
Girl: I missed you too.

Barista cafe
Mumbai
India

Overheard by: mehr

Posted on August 30, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, India, Penis, Relationships, Sex, Vagina, Wishes, Words

Otherwise the Terrorists Win

Teenage girl #1 (suddenly): I wonder if there are strip clubs with just fat women.
Teenage girl #2: God, I hope so.

San Jose, California

Posted on August 29, 2018
California, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes

And With Oysters There's No Guarantee Of Pearls

Loud 20-something girl: Ew! Oysters taste like cum!
Quiet, conservative-looking 20-something girl: No, they don't! (immediately gets embarrassed and receives high fives from others at the table)

The Chimes
Baton Rouge, Louisiana