Guys

Mike Hunt Fights the Temptation to Change His Name

Older lady customer: Are you Chris?
Manager guy: No, I'm Mike.
Older lady customer: Are you Carl?
Manager guy: No, I'm still Mike.

Perkins Restaurant
Westfall, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Veronica @ http://everythingisused.blogspot.com/

Posted on November 20, 2008
Customers, Default, Employees, Guys, Mental illnesses, Names, Pennsylvania, Questions, Restaurants, Women

So Listen Up, Ladies

Male British literature prof: Today, Alexander Pope and I are going to tell you what it's like to be a woman.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: reb

Posted on November 20, 2008
Books, Canadia, Default, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Sexuality, Teachers

And So God Invented the Sun

Little boy: Today is the perfect day for a yellow balloon.

Restaurant
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on November 17, 2008
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Restaurants

…Well, You Say I Never Communicate!

Teenage cart boy on cell: I'm at GIANT right now. I just have to go home and take a shit and I'll be fine.

GIANT
Lehighton, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Missy

Posted on November 16, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Poop, Stores, Teens

But It's Kinda Cool When They Come Back to Life

Guy #1: You want to come hang out at my grandparents' with me?
Guy #2: That's alright. I don't like hanging out with grandparents. They're always dying and shit.

Gastown
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on November 16, 2008
Age and ageing, Canadia, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Giuliani As a Kid

Girl: My mom is never going to let me go on a field trip again.
Boy #1: Why?
Girl: I left my jacket at the museum.
Boy #2: Wanna know what I left at the museum? My dignity. My dignity and my pride.

BART
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 15, 2008
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Pride, Questions, San Francisco, Train, Weirdness

That Damn Talking Mirror Tells Her All the Time

Guy to brunette: Yo, tell your friend she's beautiful.
Brunette, about hot redhead: Oh, don't worry, she knows.

Grasshopper On The Green
New Jersey

Posted on November 15, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, New Jersey

…I'm Transferring to Vassar, Where They Understand My Needs

Dude: Unless you can show me one big titted cat!

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on November 14, 2008
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, New York, Nipples, Offers and requests, Weirdness

But I Can't Afford the Membership Fee

Preppy chick: I didn't see you in class today. Where were you?
Guy: I was having sex in the bathroom.
Preppy chick: Oh, I want to try that.

Florida

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Sex, Wishes

You're the Most Boring Imaginary Friend Ever

Emo-poser teen girl: Does this make me look like I exist?
Teen guy (looking): No.

Pinnacle High School
Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on November 13, 2008
Arizona, Clothing, Default, Girls, Guys, Philosophy, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens