Magic

Then We'll Rebuild the Engine in My Chevy

Girl #1, excitedly: Okay, this is where I leave you. I know you're going to forget all about this conversation when I go, but…
Girl #2, interrupting: No, no, I won't–I'm going home right now to google “demons” and “possession.”
Girl #1, walking away: Right, good. We're going to make this happen!
Girl #2, heading in opposite direction: Even if everyone else thinks we're crazy!
Girl #1, vehemently, from across the street: It's all down to us, now! We'll exorcise that demon if it's the last thing we do!

Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: Only if I can watch…

When Hillary Clinton Dreams

Man in trench coat to group of students: Follow me, and I'll take you to a magical woman.

Newport
Wales

Overheard by: Can I come?

Trust Me– I Saw It on Ellen.

Nurse: We had the father bless the house when we moved in, but weird stuff keeps happening. I don't think the spirits are happy.
Secretary: Happy? You need the priest to exorcise your house! You want the spirits to be gone, not just happy!

Hospital
Burlingame, California

Overheard by: Just here for the paycheck

This Time I Promise Not to Cheat in Front Of You

Crazy woman on cell: Yeah, you know, I just… I really think we're meant to be together. I can't stop thinking about you. I mean I feel bad I lost you… (brief pause) but I mean I saw this psychic and she said we're totally meant to be, so yeah… (pause again) Well, I mean if you don't care that I slept with so many guys while we were together, maybe we could try again?

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Overheard by: aiden

Its Subtitle: “I Was Too Drunk to Prepare a Lesson for Today”

Professor, pulling blue scarf out of pocket for magic trick: Now that… that is what I like to call… a blue scarf.

Villanova University
Villanova, Pennsylvania

Props for Not Drinking and Driving, Though

Drunk bus rider #1: Damn, this bus is always so slow!
Drunk bus rider #2: I swear, if I was a wizard, I would turn this bus into a rabbit… But that's fantasy stuff, and I'm not that into fantasy.

Seattle, Washington

Edgar Allan Poe, You Get Out Of That Crypt This Minute!

Frowning little boy among kids running and playing: I wonder if this building is haunted. (pause) You should really keep an eye out for these things.

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Bet You Don't Know About Her Meth Problem!

Mother: Do you know about the tooth fairy?
Toddler: Yeah!
Mother: No, you don't.

Fleetwood, New York

Overheard by: Deek

The Desire to Flee Rochester Will Overpower Anything

Woman on PA system: Attention. Please disregard the call for wheelchair assistance at gate A-5. Repeat: there is no wheelchair needed at gate A-5. It's a miracle!

Airport
Rochester, New York

Overheard by: Patty Astrolabe

This One Used to Be Magic, Until the Bookie Broke It

Dad balancing bird toy on middle finger, to seven-year-old son: This is dad's magic finger. He uses it when driving.

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