Which Is Why I'm Taking This Class

Cute, innocent-looking college girl on cell: And, well, I guess I just don't think I know enough about porn to make a well-informed decision!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on December 21, 2008
Default, Feelings, Michigan, On the phone, Porn, Sorority types

To Re-Apply My Black Lipstick, Silly!

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

Posted on December 7, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Goths, Guys, Maladies, Michigan, Pregnancy, Punks, Questions, Smokers, Smoking

After Every Lube and Oil Change

Girl #1: I have to go take my car in because I got rear-ended yesterday.
Girl #2: (groans)
Girl #1: You know all about getting rear-ended, don't you, Christine?!
Girl #2: I get rear-ended all the time!

Holland, Michigan

Overheard by: john

Posted on December 4, 2008
Backdoor, Default, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Words

It's the Same Thing with Using a Neti Pot

Professor: You'd probably say “no, I wouldn't do it,” but until you had a fly dropped in your nose, you wouldn't know.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on December 4, 2008
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Insects, Michigan, Offers and requests, Teachers, Weirdness

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Maternity nurse to nursing students: I mean, how many fingers do I want in my vagina in twelve hours?

Clinton Township, Michigan

Posted on November 22, 2008
Default, Foreplay, Michigan, Nurses, Questions, Time Management, Vagina

The Michigan State AA Chapter Didn't Quite Get the Point

Frat boy on cell: I am going to get so wasted! I'm going to get wasted on water. I will drink so much water that I'll be like, “Ahhh, I'm drowning in water!” I will be that fucking drunk, bro. With water!

Michigan State University

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Frat boy types, Michigan, On the phone, Weirdness

Then I'm Afraid There'll Be No Way Around Our Necromany Fee

Woman in cell phone store: I want to change the billing name on this account.
Employee: I'm sorry, we can't allow you to make changes on this account. You're not the primary account-holder.
Woman: Right. The primary account holder died.
Employee: I'm sorry, only the primary account-holder can make changes to the account.
Woman: He's dead!

Verizon Store
Grand Rapids, Michigan