As Depicted in All of My Paintings

Mother to daughter: I swear, next time you’re going to smack your mouth on something and I’m just going to move you to the side and leave you there and watch the blood run down.

On Line for Space Mountain
Disney World, Florida

Overheard by: Kat

Posted on May 9, 2019
Florida, Kids, Moms, Mouth, Threats, Tourist attractions, Violence, Weirdness

But Mick Jagger's So Old

Drunk girl at party: I want to hang off his lips until I die!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 11, 2018
Death & dying, Drunks, Girls, Mouth, Washington, Wishes

The Last Time I’ll Put My Money Where My Mouth Is

Man coming out of strip club: My mouth still tastes like dollars.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on September 5, 2018
Compare and contrast, Guys, Louisiana, Money, Mouth, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Grande Penis

Teenage girl: That's why I got a coffee this morning, because my mouth tasted like penis.

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Cassie and Chloe

Posted on April 7, 2018
Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Girls, Mouth, New Zealand, Penis, Teens

Her Boyfriend Is Willing to Stick It in Any Cavity

Girl #1: I had to go to the dentist, and I spent over a million dollars!
Girl #2: Oh my god, what did you have done?
Girl #3: She had a dick removed from her mouth.

Peoria, Illinois

Overheard by: Allison

Posted on January 24, 2018
BJs, Comebacks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Money, Mouth, Penis

Which Is the Gold Standard for Nastiness

Screaming hobo: Your mouth is nasty! Your mouth is nasty, man! Your mouth is nastier than my asshole!

Shattuck Avenue and Bancroft Way
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Kaitlen

Posted on January 15, 2018
California, Hobos, Insults, Mouth

When a Couple's Goals Conflict

Flamboyant gay guy #1, whispering discretely: I'm going to do you so hard when we get home.
Flamboyant gay guy #2, not whispering: I'm going to shit in your mouth.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: MB

Posted on February 11, 2016
Australia, Backdoor, Kink, Mouth, Poop, Queers, Sexuality, Weirdness

Taste-Testing Jawbreakers Is a Lot More Difficult Than My Old Job Of Sucking Cock

Man on cell: Well, yeah, I think it was worth it, considering how much money I made… (pause) Well, my mouth really hurts, and I think I need some antibiotics.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: i swear this is not made up

Posted on August 13, 2015
California, Health & Hygiene, Jobs & Careers, Mouth, On the phone, Weirdness

She Unhinges Her Jaw Like a Python

Guy #1: Seriously, that girl has a mouth the size of a dinosaur.
Guy #2: What kind of dinosaur?
Guy #1: A big-mouthed dinosaur.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/288357279/rawr.html

Overheard by: he could have said any noun

Posted on July 19, 2015
Animals, Default, Guys, Mouth, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

Well You Do Have a Cozy-Looking Mustache…

Texan hottie: Holy hell, its freezing. My lips are numb.
Nerdy guy: Want me to warm them up with mine?
Texan hottie: Ha, you wish.
Nerdy guy: Well… yeah, kinda.
Texan hottie: Oh.

Washington, DC

Posted on July 18, 2015
Chicks, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Mouth, Washington, DC, Weather, Wishes