Mouth

Mother to daughter: I swear, next time you’re going to smack your mouth on something and I’m just going to move you to the side and leave you there and watch the blood run down.

On Line for Space Mountain
Disney World, Florida

Overheard by: Kat

Drunk girl at party: I want to hang off his lips until I die!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Man coming out of strip club: My mouth still tastes like dollars.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Teenage girl: That's why I got a coffee this morning, because my mouth tasted like penis.

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Cassie and Chloe

Girl #1: I had to go to the dentist, and I spent over a million dollars!
Girl #2: Oh my god, what did you have done?
Girl #3: She had a dick removed from her mouth.

Peoria, Illinois

Overheard by: Allison

Screaming hobo: Your mouth is nasty! Your mouth is nasty, man! Your mouth is nastier than my asshole!

Shattuck Avenue and Bancroft Way
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Kaitlen

Flamboyant gay guy #1, whispering discretely: I'm going to do you so hard when we get home.
Flamboyant gay guy #2, not whispering: I'm going to shit in your mouth.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: MB

Man on cell: Well, yeah, I think it was worth it, considering how much money I made… (pause) Well, my mouth really hurts, and I think I need some antibiotics.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: i swear this is not made up

Guy #1: Seriously, that girl has a mouth the size of a dinosaur.
Guy #2: What kind of dinosaur?
Guy #1: A big-mouthed dinosaur.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/288357279/rawr.html

Overheard by: he could have said any noun

Texan hottie: Holy hell, its freezing. My lips are numb.
Nerdy guy: Want me to warm them up with mine?
Texan hottie: Ha, you wish.
Nerdy guy: Well… yeah, kinda.
Texan hottie: Oh.

Washington, DC