You're Wearing a Nametag.

Chick, approaching yuppie guy: Hey I haven't seen you since…
Yuppie guy: Since I nailed you in the high school bathroom! Four… five years ago, right Jen?
Chick: No, that wasn't me. But thanks for remembering my name!

Bar
Nebraska

Overheard by: allie

Posted on August 12, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Education, Names, Nebraska, Questions, Sex, Time Management, Yuppies

The Rare Combination Of Stupid and Geeky

GameStop employee #1: No, dude, I swear, Puerto Rico was the 48th state.
GameStop employee #2: No it's not, dummy! Puerto Rico is not the 48th state. It was the 49th!
GameStop employee #1: Well, why don't I just look it up on my cell phone, I bet I'll prove you wrong. How do you spell “Puerto Rico”?
GameStop employee #2: P-o-r-t-o R-e-e-c-o?

Fleming Island, Florida

Posted on August 5, 2009
Coworkers, Florida, Names, Questions, Stupidity, US Geography

NewsFlash: Craig Kilborn Lends Name to Chewable Prozac.

Little boy in handicapped stall: I like you… I like you, Craig… You relax me.

Ladies Room, Barnes & Noble
Saugus, Massachusetts

Posted on July 28, 2009
Feelings, Kids, Massachusetts, Names, Pee, Poop, Stores, Weirdness

…If It Were Spelled with a Silent T.

Teenager: Hey, which terminal is baggage claim?
Airport employee: Terminal T.
Teenager: Wait…which one?
Airport employee: Terminal T. “T” as in “Charlie.”

JFK Airport
New York City, New York

Overheard by:

Posted on July 9, 2009
Airports & flights, Employees, Names, New York, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Words

Then I Found Out She Had an Anne Frank Fetish and I Was Like, “Whew!”

Barmaid: I was having sex with a girl, and in the heat of the moment she called me Frank. Which is horrifying, as that's her dad's name.

Pub
Surrey
England

Posted on July 8, 2009
Baristas, Bars & Clubs, England, Family ties, Names, Sex, Weirdness

…Given the Painful Inflammation Of My Chamber Of Secrets

Angry British guy on phone: My name's 'arry. No! 'arry! 'arry! Dammit, no! 'arry, like 'arry Potter! Thank you.
Girl nearby: You just made my life a little better.

Arizona

Overheard by: Meg:)

Posted on July 4, 2009
Arizona, Books, Girls, Guys, Language barrier, Names, On the phone

Hey, I'm Still Trying to Figure Out the Color Of My Aura

Girl to friend: There's a book you might be interested in, called What Color Is Your Parish.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: mine's ultraviolence

Posted on June 18, 2009
Advice, Books, Canadia, Default, Girls, Names

The English Won't Serve Pizza to Just Anyone

Mother to small child: So Paul just has to prove he's a woman now. So that should be fine.

Restaurant
London
England

Overheard by: sneaking a peek

Posted on June 18, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Moms, Names, Restaurants, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women

I Thought All the Whack-Jobs Were on Capitol Hill?

Confused tourist lady, looking at anime convention kids in costume: Excuse me? Do you know what all of this is about?
Local: Yeah, the whack-job convention is in town.
Confused tourist lady: The…the…”whack-job” convention? (looks at costumes) Whack-jobs?
Local: (smacks forehead and turns away)

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Sarah Boyd

Posted on June 15, 2009
Default, Girls, Kids, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists, Washington, DC

Sylvia's Whole Life Is a Word Problem

Annoyingly talkative woman: I got my pumpkin t-shirt at Old Navy eight years ago. I wear it every year. But I've only worn it… eight times!

Commuter Train
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: M@

Posted on June 10, 2009
Canadia, Clothes, Default, Memory lane, Names, Train, Women

Names