Drunk guy: If kiddie porn is such a huge problem on the internet, how come you can’t ever find it?
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Why Don’t You Have A Seat Over Here…
Archive for the ‘Porn’ Category
But You’re the One Who Keeps Calling the Social Worker, Billy.
Mother to screaming child: Look, if it were up to me, you could watch all the porn you want.
Highlands Ranch, Colorado
Um, the Boy Never Gets the Girl?
Professor (about Hamlet): So how is this like Lesbian porn?
Illinois Wesleyan University
…Was What I Loved About 2 Girls 1 Cup
Girl: It was like a porno, but with a plot!
University of Massachusetts
Overheard by: Robin
That Is So Cliche.
Working-class hippie: Oh, I have another porn story!
Foreign hippie: The one about your mom?
Working-class hippie: No, no, this one’s about Matt* – my surrogate father.
Amherst, Massachusetts
…I Was Thinking Of a Nice Outing to Pottery Barn.
Girl: Booze!
Masculine gay dude: Fuck, yeah. I just finally finished my antibiotics. I’m gonna go fall off a stripper stage into some tits or somethin’.
Straight friend: Uhhh.
Bangkok
Thailand
Two Great Tastes That Taste HorribleTogether
Seventeen-year-old girl to boyfriend: You can’t do anything right! I send you in there to buy me some porn and you come out with hermaphrodites? It’s called Real Chicks with Real Dicks, for fuck’s sake.
Boyfriend (in thick accent): I’m sorry… My english…it is not too good. I saw chicks, I saw dicks…I just grabbed it.
Manchester, New Hampshire
Overheard by: taylor
And This.…Surprises You?
Woman waiting for coffee: You know my sister is a Playboy model?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman waiting for coffee: Yeah! She sends me the pictures. I mean, she’s beautiful, but I don’t wanna see that. And my brother, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563420/all-in-the-family.html
Overheard by: next in line.
…The Golden Retriever Did What with the Banana?
Girl: So… How did your sex tape go?
Lexington, Kentucky
Overheard by: AJ
Dude, It Has the Word “Vajayjay” on the Cover
Twelve-year-old boy to friend: I didn’t know bookstores had porn!
Friend: Dude, that’s Cosmo!
Barnes & Noble
Illinois
