The Artistic Temperament, You Know

College chick #1: Where are we going?
College chick #2: I think he just draws stuff and has freaky sex…

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on July 4, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, New York, Questions, Sex, Sorority types, Weirdness

Every Political Marriage, Encapsulated.

Boyfriend: Remember when you used to love me?
Girlfriend: Yeah…
Boyfriend: That was nice.

Mall
Biloxi, Mississippi

Overheard by: good times

Posted on July 4, 2015
Couples, Feelings, Malls, Mississippi, Questions

…After You Put Your Legs Up on Your Desk, Ma'am.

Male lab instructor: So, really, it's totally unnatural for a human baby to pass through such a small birth canal when their heads are so big. But it's also unnatural for us to give birth laying down. We should stand. Then the canal is more open, and gravity does most of the work. We are fighting nature. Now, why am I talking about pregnancy? I lost my train of thought.

Anthropology Class
Kent State University, Ohio

Posted on July 4, 2015
Body parts, Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Guys, Ohio, Pregnancy, Questions

To Be Fair, His Vision Has Never Been Better!

Girl, looking at friend's aquarium: Why is there a carrot?! Is that what you've been feeding your snail?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on July 4, 2015
Animals, Food, Girls, New Jersey, Questions

If Nothing Else, Straight Dudes Know How to Potty.

Angry guy: No! We're going to go to the fucking pisser, and then we're going to leave!
(both start towards the bathroom).
Friend: Wait, I don't have to piss, why am I coming with you?
Angry guy: Fuck you, man!
Friend: Seriously, why do you fucking need my help?

Medford, Oregon

Posted on July 3, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests, Oregon, Pee, Questions, Weirdness

Last Time I Use Flammable Lube

Man on phone: So I took my dick out of her ass and started smoking a cigarette… What else was I supposed to do?

Subway
New York City, New York

Posted on July 3, 2015
Backdoor, Default, Guys, New York, On the phone, Penis, Questions, Smoking, Train, Weirdness

I'm Way Too Shallow to Date a Bald Guy.

Young woman on cell: Who is this? (pause) He is my baby, not my boyfriend! I told you that. (short pause) What's wrong with you?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/343960110/that-probably-cant-be-summed-up-in-a-phone-call.html

Overheard by: yikes!

Posted on July 3, 2015
Family ties, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Women

I Have Nude Pictures in Catalogs.

Man: She said that? She has nude pictures on the internet! How can you compare me to her?

Emergency Room
Westchester, New York

Posted on July 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Guys, Internet, New York, Porn, Questions

He Hangs Around Outside Weight Watchers Meetings, Just Waiting

Girl #1, reading aloud from a magazine: Did you know there are only 13 blimps in the entire world?
Girl #2: What's a blimp?
Girl #1: I don't know, but Liam wants to be killed by one.

Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on July 3, 2015
Alabama, Girls, Murder, Questions, Science, Wishes, Words

That’s a Judgment — I Asked for Your Perception

Ironman contestant’s wife at mile 10 of the run leg: Honey, how are you feeling?
Ironman contestant: This was a stupid idea!

Vineman Ironman triathlon
Santa Rosa, California

Posted on July 3, 2015
California, Couples, Questions

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