Guess What Peewee's Word Of the Day Is

College professor: Are you mocking my forest? My forest could kick your forest's butt any day. Bring your forest on!
(later)
College professor: I can see my forest from the window in my office. Do you have an office you can see your forest from?

Keuka College
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on July 7, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, New York, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness

I Smell an MTV Reality Show!

Chick to others, holding up picture: What about this guy?
Male vice principal, walking by: I'd hit that.

Englewood, Colorado

Posted on July 7, 2015
Colorado, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sex, Sexuality

I Guess That Has Its Positives and Negatives.

Blonde 8th grade girl, reading poster about sex offenders: He assaulted her with a battery?

Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: shay loves julia

Posted on July 7, 2015
Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Sex, Violence, Weirdness

I've Seen Enough Of Hell

Little girl: I don't want to go to heaven. I want to go to Texas.
Teacher: How about you go to heaven after you go to Texas?
Little girl: Nah. I just wanna go to Texas.

Vacation Bible School
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Not from here

Posted on July 6, 2015
Default, Girls, Kids, Louisiana, Questions, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, US Geography, Wishes

Too Realistic, Huh?

Teenage girl on bus: Oh, fuck. What is this world coming to? It's like it gets worse and worse.
Teenage guy sitting beside her: What? No. This wouldn't be the worst thing that's happened. Bad things happen all the time. Think about worse things going on right now, or that have been going on, for like, forever.
Teenage girl: It feels like it's getting worse, though.
Teenage guy: But it's not, though.
Teenage girl: Yeah, but, these bad things keep happening. It always keeps happening.
(pause)
Teenage guy: I wanna go see Watchmen.
Teenage girl: Don't, I heard it's not that good.

Bus
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 6, 2015
Advice, Bus, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Movies, Offers and requests, Questions, Teens

So, With the Curve, That's a Sixteen.

Guy in pub: How can you have a scale of one to two?
Friend: It's a scale of one to seven, two being the highest. Our sins are a two.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/double-jeopardy.html

Overheard by: kj

Posted on July 6, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

…For Talking to Me!

Student #1: Hey, how was your Easter?
Student #2: I'm Jewish, but thank you!

Paul Smith's College
New York

Overheard by: agnostic librarian

Posted on July 6, 2015
Colleges & Universities, New York, Questions, Religion, Students

Hugging Is a Chick Thing, Dude

Dude #1, watching TV: That’s gross, man… He’s hugging a dead person.
Dude #2: It’s his brother man. What if your mom just died… Wouldn’t you hug her?
Dude #1: Well yeah. I guess I would…
Dude #2: Ewwwww.

Lake View Terrace, California