That's More of an Orange County Accessory

Customer, browsing selection of charm bracelets: Do you have any Nazi charm bracelets? My daughter loves that stuff!
Craft vendor: Uh…no.

Craft Show
San Diego, California

Posted on March 9, 2023
California, Customers, Default, Employees, Family ties, History, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Bus 31, Maintain Blissful Ignorance. Over.

Bus 20 operator to dispatch: Yeah, there are a lot of warning signals on that I’ve never seen before. Should I be worried?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: the blankenships

Posted on March 4, 2023
Bus drivers, Overheard in PDX, Questions

Lindsay Lohan: “How Come My Community Service Never Involves Martini Glasses?”

Guy #1, gesturing: …in a martini glass.
Guy #2: That's disgusting! Why did you do that?
Guy #1: Because he had a broken jaw.
Guy #2: I know, but why were you doing that? Community service?

Bus Stop
San Diego, California

Posted on March 3, 2023
Body parts, Bus, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Questions, Weirdness

Hard to Imagine You Two Have Time to Read

(40-something man was hitting on young clerk when his wife comes up)
Man: I honestly think man wasn't meant to be faithful. We're all so sexual.
Wife: Did you forget I was here?
Man: I'll be in the car in a second.
(she leaves store)
Man, after looking back at clerk: Please. She loves getting pimped out to my friends.

Bookstore
Ocala, Florida

Posted on March 2, 2023
Books, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Feelings, Florida, Gender issues, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Women

Let's Think About It J. Logically

Oblivious lady #1: I just don't know what to do with all of that junk back there.
Oblivious lady #2: Where, in your trunk?
Oblivious lady #1: Yeah, there's just so much junk in my trunk!

Guelph, Ontario

Posted on March 2, 2023
Canadia, Default, Questions, Sexuality, Women, Words

Sure You're Not Thinking Of Herman?

Student: Hey, sir, did you hear about James?
Teacher: No.
Student: He's got fifteen people living in his head. Want to join them?
Teacher: No, not a chance.

Bristol, Vermont

Overheard by: Misaki

Posted on March 1, 2023
Education, Mental illnesses, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vermont, Weirdness, Wishes

You're Certainly the Most Supportive Guidance Counselor I've Had So Far

Teen boy ordering sub, on cell: You like the way I say “delicious?”

Carson, California

Overheard by: I've heard it said worse

Posted on March 1, 2023
California, Compliments, Default, Guys, On the phone, Questions, Teens, Words

Going Down or Coming Up?

Lady holding bottle of Chardonnay: Does this taste like a white wine?

New Albany, Indiana

Overheard by: liquor store counter jockey

Posted on February 25, 2023
Bimbettes, Indiana, Questions

Nobody Even Pretends to Understand U.S. Politics

Teacher: So, you have two teams. Let's make a team name. Like…the red team and the green team, or the lion team and the tiger team. What's your team name?
Ten-year-old boy: Obama team. (team members nod)
Teacher: Uh, okay. (to other team) So, are you guys the McCain team?
Ten-year-old girl: No! (whispered consultation with team members) Blue team.

English School
Gifu
Japan

Posted on February 24, 2023
Animals, Asia, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Kids, Names, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Or Gave Me Religious Pamphlets. I Forget.

20-something girl: Do you remember that guy last night?
Friend: Oh, him? Yeah, I think he motor-boated me.

Canisius College
Buffalo, New York

Posted on February 23, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Friends, Girls, New York, Questions, Rack, Sensory experiences, Sex, Weirdness

Questions