Calls Himself a “Demosexual”

Woman #1: The Democrats were bound to lose the House majority, though… Oh, did you hear about David?
Woman #2: What about him?
Woman #1: Well, he recently came out.
Woman #2: Oh my god! As a Democrat?

University of North Texas

Posted on October 2, 2017
Politics, Questions, Sexuality, Texas, Women, Words

It’d Be a Match Made in Heaven If She’d Only Stop Stealing My Watch

Girl: Who are you dating now?
Guy: I don’t know if you’d call it dating, but I met a stripper that comes over around midnight, gets me high, sucks my dick, we fuck, I fall asleep and when I wake up, she’s gone.
Random eavesdropper: Dude, marry that bitch!

Open Bar
San Diego, California

Posted on September 30, 2017
BJs, California, Default, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Strangers

Seems Unfair to Blame Bill Cosby

20-something chick on cell: How do five-year-olds even know about jello enemas?

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Pookins

Posted on September 27, 2017
Age and ageing, California, Default, Girls, Kids, Kink, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

I'd Ejaculate Prematurely Just to Get out of Her

Dude #1: I was gonna ask her to be my girlfriend.
Dude #2: Why didn't you?
Dude #1: I realized I fucking hate her.

Daly City, California

Posted on September 14, 2017
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

Thank God I Live in Connecticut, Where I Avoid That Sort Of Thing.

Student #1: He went flying over the Rockies and they haven't found his plane.
Professor: Oh, good, good! I hated that guy.
Student #2: Who was he?
Professor: Some rich fucker.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 4, 2017
Connecticut, Gripes, Insults, Questions, Students, Teachers

Sculpted to Look Like a Hamburger

Vegetarian, pointing to pink thing on her plate: What animal is that?
Waitress: That's a pear.

Mt. Vernon, New York

Overheard by: Deek

Posted on August 11, 2017
Animals, Default, Employees, Fruit, New York, Questions, Restaurants

As Well As a Yumminess Thing

Black girl on one side: We look like an Oreo!
White girl in middle (jokingly): Oh, is that a race thing?
Black girl on the other side: Yes.

Outside Harvard Medical School
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on August 10, 2017
Black people, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Race, Students, Whiteys

…by Color

Earnest fellow: And then I watched Scrubs, and then I watched Blade Runner, the movie. And then guess what I did?
Girlfriend: What?
Earnest fellow (proudly): I organized my receipts.

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Overheard by: the girls by the elevator.