But Only in the Fucking Men Kind of Way

Teen girl #1: So the guy you’re dating is gay?
Teen girl #2: No he’s not. He isn’t gay! … Well he is a little gay.

Restaurant Patio
California

Posted on March 14, 2016
California, Compare and contrast, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

Poor Prince Harry

Girl #1: Yuck! You dated him? Why?
Girl #2: Well, I thought he was cute, but it turns out he was really just rich.

Manuel Antonio
Costa Rica

Posted on March 11, 2016
Beauty, Default, Girls, Money, Questions, Relationships, South America

Especially Since It Was Wii Sex

Guy #1: So are you seeing that girl now or what?
Guy #2: No, man, she has a boyfriend.
Guy #1: But didn't you sleep with her last weekend?
Guy #2: Dude, I slept with you last night. It doesn't mean anything.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Steph

Posted on March 3, 2016
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Sexuality

Yeah, Indirectly

Girl: No, isn’t Macbeth the one where she gets her husband to kill Macbeth?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/

Overheard by: Stu

Posted on March 2, 2016
Books, Death & dying, Education, Family ties, Girls, Overheard at York, Questions, Relationships, Violence

For Some Reason, It Rarely Happens the Other Way Around

College girl, surprised: You went on a blind date last night?
College boy: Yeah, she was nice. She's gonna be a nurse.
Sketchy friend: Dude, that's awesome! Y'know, nurses make the best porn stars.

Coffeeshop
Burlington, Vermont

Posted on February 21, 2016
Beauty, Frat boy types, Jobs & Careers, Porn, Questions, Relationships, Sorority types, Vermont

But I Can Always Use an Extra Set Of Eyes

Teen girl #1, drawing faces on napkins with sharpies: Look! I named this one Mr Toastpuff!
Teen girl #2: Wonderful.
Teen girl #1: He's my best friend!
Teen girl #2: You replaced me with a napkin?
Teen girl #1: Well, you replaced me with a potato!
Teen girl #2: True…

Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on February 14, 2016
Alabama, Food, Girls, Names, Questions, Relationships, Teens

I Was All, “But I'm Texting You!”

Young college girl #1: How was your date last night?
Young college girl #2: Okay. I don't think I'm going out with him again, though.
Young college girl #1: Why?
Young college girl #2: He was weird. He asked me to quit texting while we were having dinner.
Young college girl #1: Rude!

Starbuck's
Fayetteville, Arkansas

Posted on February 13, 2016
Arkansas, Bars & Clubs, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Sorority types, Texting, Weirdness

Just the Guy We’ve Been Looking For!

Scientologist: Excuse me, sir. Would you like a free personality test from the Church of Scientology?
Suit: I don’t need one. My wife says I’m an asshole.

Outside Church of Scientology, Yonge Street
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: lauren mcgoldrick