Bleaching Your Anus Could Go Either Way

Broseph to broski: Shaving your ass is a sign of homosexuality, shaving your testicles is a sign of being a porn star.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 18, 2015
Ass, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Illinois, Penis, Porn, Sexuality, Shaving

How Can You Think That after All the Threesomes I’ve Done for You?

Mom to girls at bar: You two are so cute. [To daughter’s friend] So, do you swing both ways?
Friend: Uhhh…
Daughter: Just ignore my mother. She’s really drunk and thinks I need a date.
Mom: I’m just trying. Do you think I don’t care about you?

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on October 8, 2015
Kentucky, Moms, Sexuality

That Hamster Was Extremely Sooty

Gay dude: No, they're just too greasy for me.
Fag hag: Says the Mexican…
Gay dude: Excuse me? I'm black by insertion.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: i don't like water

Posted on September 23, 2015
Default, Fag hags, Girls, Guys, Queers, Questions, Race, San Francisco, Sexuality

How Jessie Got Us Arrested

[Three intoxicated college girls are walking along the street. One trips, falls, and all three laugh hysterically. An unmarked police van passes by]Cop, yelling out of the window: Looks like three underage drinking tickets right there!
Girl #1: We’re all 21!
Cop: Well, it looks like you’re 4!
Girl #2: Looks like you’re 37 and looking for a boyfriend!

Madison, Wisconsin

Posted on September 22, 2015
Age and ageing, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Cops, Crimes, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Friends, Relationships, Sexuality, Sorority types, Weirdness, Wisconsin

…And Clear High Heels

College girl #1: I washed this shirt and it got, like, bigger!
College girl #2: Well, at least you can wear it with tights now.
College girl #1: I know, but I don't want to look like a slut.
College girl #2: I feel like I look less slutty when I wear my sunglasses.

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on August 30, 2015
Chicks, Clothing, Colorado, Fashion, Sexuality, Weirdness

Unless Waxing's Part of It

Girl #1: Isn't there a saying about ripping off a band-aid?
Girl #2: Yes, but I don't think that applies to sex.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Vidarella

Posted on August 24, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Oregon, Questions, Sexuality

Unless Jesus Got Jealous

Girl: You know, Santa and Superman would make an adorable gay couple.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 20, 2015
Default, Gender issues, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Tennessee, Weirdness, Wishes

Because You're the Big Top, Pee-wee

(two lesbians taking items out of the shopping cart to place in their truck)
Butch lesbian (picking up a heavy box): Why do I always have to carry the heavy things just because I wear the dildo?

Wal-Mart
Dublin, Ohio

Overheard by: Octopus seeks sucker fish for good times and long walks