How Can You Think That after All the Threesomes I’ve Done for You?

Mom to girls at bar: You two are so cute. [To daughter’s friend] So, do you swing both ways?
Friend: Uhhh…
Daughter: Just ignore my mother. She’s really drunk and thinks I need a date.
Mom: I’m just trying. Do you think I don’t care about you?

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on October 8, 2015
Kentucky, Moms, Sexuality

That Hamster Was Extremely Sooty

Gay dude: No, they're just too greasy for me.
Fag hag: Says the Mexican…
Gay dude: Excuse me? I'm black by insertion.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: i don't like water

Posted on September 23, 2015
Default, Fag hags, Girls, Guys, Queers, Questions, Race, San Francisco, Sexuality

How Jessie Got Us Arrested

[Three intoxicated college girls are walking along the street. One trips, falls, and all three laugh hysterically. An unmarked police van passes by]Cop, yelling out of the window: Looks like three underage drinking tickets right there!
Girl #1: We’re all 21!
Cop: Well, it looks like you’re 4!
Girl #2: Looks like you’re 37 and looking for a boyfriend!

Madison, Wisconsin

Posted on September 22, 2015
Age and ageing, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Cops, Crimes, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Friends, Relationships, Sexuality, Sorority types, Weirdness, Wisconsin

…And Clear High Heels

College girl #1: I washed this shirt and it got, like, bigger!
College girl #2: Well, at least you can wear it with tights now.
College girl #1: I know, but I don't want to look like a slut.
College girl #2: I feel like I look less slutty when I wear my sunglasses.

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on August 30, 2015
Chicks, Clothing, Colorado, Fashion, Sexuality, Weirdness

Unless Waxing's Part of It

Girl #1: Isn't there a saying about ripping off a band-aid?
Girl #2: Yes, but I don't think that applies to sex.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Vidarella

Posted on August 24, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Oregon, Questions, Sexuality

Unless Jesus Got Jealous

Girl: You know, Santa and Superman would make an adorable gay couple.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 20, 2015
Default, Gender issues, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Tennessee, Weirdness, Wishes

Because You're the Big Top, Pee-wee

(two lesbians taking items out of the shopping cart to place in their truck)
Butch lesbian (picking up a heavy box): Why do I always have to carry the heavy things just because I wear the dildo?

Wal-Mart
Dublin, Ohio

Overheard by: Octopus seeks sucker fish for good times and long walks