There's a Thin Line Between Orthodox and Lesbian Shoes

Girl #1: So I was talking to Ashley yesterday…
Girl #2: Which one?
Girl #1: Ashley, the lesbian who keeps trying to hook me up with gay guys.
Girl #2: Oh, Jewish Ashley!

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on January 2, 2009
Canadia, Default, Girls, Questions, Religion, Sexuality

He's Bringing Bathroom Sexy Back

20-something girl: I don't care how much bathrooom sex he's had; he's still really, really sexy. I mean, just look at him. Sooo sexy.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/443762988/that-explains-the-bathroom-sex.html

Overheard by: bringin sexy back

Posted on January 1, 2009
Beauty, Compliments, Default, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sex, Sexuality

I Was Thinking More A Piece of Pizza

Guy: You know what you need? You need your asshole licked.
Girl, deadly serious: I've had my asshole licked. That is not what I need.

Planetfest 2008
Jacksonville, Florida

Overheard by: Raynay

Posted on December 31, 2008
Ass, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Licking, Questions, Sexuality

Read and Heed, Gentlemen

Girl #1: He fucking made my bed this morning! It was cute!
Girl #2: Aawwwww. I love when they do that. If you're gonna mess around in my bed, you gotta make it. It's kinda my rule: if you're gonna cum on me, you better wash it off too.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meg

Posted on December 30, 2008
Cleanliness, Cum, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Relationships, Sexuality, Washington, DC

Do You Remember Half the People You've Slept With, Ashley? I Rest My Case

Father: I read a report where they have linked promiscuity to Alzheimer's.
20-something daughter: Don't be jealous, dad.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on December 28, 2008
Advice, Australia, Dads, Default, Feelings, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Sexuality

I'll Have to If I Want to Be Prom Queen

High school boy: From now on, I'm going to do everything as homosexually as possible.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on December 28, 2008
Default, Guys, Queers, Sexuality, Teens, Washington, Weirdness, Wishes

Are Those The Only Choices?

Professor to class, after licking her finger and cleaning the board with it: Do you guys think thats gross? Or hot?

University of Massachusetts

Posted on December 27, 2008
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Massachusetts, Questions, Sexuality, Teachers, Women

Wait 'Til She Realizes Drag Queens Have Better Legs Than She Does

20-something girl #1: Did you hear Dan and Jack are getting married?
20-something girl #2: But they're guys.
20-something girl #1: Yeah… guys who fell in love in college, have been together eight years, have never broken up once, and Dan proposed while they were in Paris.
20-something girl #2: Bitches! They stole my dream! See, this is why feminism sucks.

Silver Spring, Maryland