But She Just Wanted to Take My Lunch Order

Male student: I mean, I thought she wanted me to cum on her tummy!

Rutgers University
New Jersey

Overheard by: Alice Haefeli

Posted on April 14, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Cum, Default, Guys, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Stomach, Students

It Was the Practical Joke Of a Lifetime

Year 8 student #1: So basically, if you stick your fingers up there, take them out and lick them, it tastes like strawberries!
Year 8 student #2: Cooooool!

Perth Modern School
Western Australia
Australia

Overheard by: Hannah

Posted on April 13, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

My Gospel: In the Beginning Was the Command Line

Male high school student, nonchalantly: I got a new phone; this one can take videos and stuff. It's pretty cool.
School bus driver, in hushed, dramatic tone: Technology is god on earth.

School Bus
Southern California

Posted on April 13, 2009
Bus, Bus drivers, California, Cell phones, Default, God, Guys, Students, Technology

It Could Be Like Cooked Meat, For Instance

Goober: I wish the whole world was edible!
Pseudo-metalhead: Dude, then everything would be, like, sticky and gross.
Goober: Well, that's assuming everything would be like candy. It wouldn't have to be sticky and gross.
Professor: I'm gonna jump in here before it gets any weirder.

Bard College
New York

Overheard by: why i put up with philosophy

Posted on April 12, 2009
Candy, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, New York, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wishes

…or at Least It

Girl, discussing the penis of Jon from Watchmen: I mean, I heard from someone that they actually made it smaller, so guys wouldn't feel embarrassed when they saw it on screen.
TA: Actually, they enhanced it.
Girl: What? Damn it, I wanted to marry him…

Whittier College
Whittier, California

Overheard by: Sam. the blind

Posted on April 11, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

Dude, We Warned You About This

Serious college boy to friend: I was too busy to wipe my ass this morning.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/397614032/ill-be-in-the-other-room.html

Overheard by: but you weren't too busy for the preceding action?

Posted on April 4, 2009
Ass, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Weirdness

By Paying That Guy on the Internet for It

Blonde Vanderbilt freshman: It literally was, like, the best essay I've ever written. I mean, it was awesome. My mom helped me a lot.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on April 4, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Family ties, Guys, Students, Tennessee

Unsociable Wankers, the British

Blonde American student: For some reason, when I get high I get paranoid that everyone around me is jerking off!

University of London
England

Overheard by: The Friend

Posted on April 3, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, England, Feelings, Masturbation, Students, Weirdness

The Back Of the Shelves?

Black student: Where's the ethnic section?
White librarian: The what?
Black student: The ethnic section…you know, where all the books by black people are.
White librarian: We don't have an ethnic section, dear. You'll have to browse the shelves.

Longview College, Missouri

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on April 2, 2009
Black people, Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Missouri, Offers and requests, Questions, Race, Students

I Need That Trunk Space on the Way Back

Middle schoolboy to wimpy friend: I always dump my girlfriends before I come to the mall.

Pleasant Hill, California

Overheard by: sam

Posted on March 31, 2009
California, Default, Guys, Relationships, Sexuality, Shopping, Students

Students