…or at Least It

Girl, discussing the penis of Jon from Watchmen: I mean, I heard from someone that they actually made it smaller, so guys wouldn't feel embarrassed when they saw it on screen.
TA: Actually, they enhanced it.
Girl: What? Damn it, I wanted to marry him…

Whittier College
Whittier, California

Overheard by: Sam. the blind

Posted on April 11, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

Dude, We Warned You About This

Serious college boy to friend: I was too busy to wipe my ass this morning.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/397614032/ill-be-in-the-other-room.html

Overheard by: but you weren't too busy for the preceding action?

Posted on April 4, 2009
Ass, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Weirdness

By Paying That Guy on the Internet for It

Blonde Vanderbilt freshman: It literally was, like, the best essay I've ever written. I mean, it was awesome. My mom helped me a lot.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on April 4, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Family ties, Guys, Students, Tennessee

Unsociable Wankers, the British

Blonde American student: For some reason, when I get high I get paranoid that everyone around me is jerking off!

University of London
England

Overheard by: The Friend

Posted on April 3, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, England, Feelings, Masturbation, Students, Weirdness

The Back Of the Shelves?

Black student: Where's the ethnic section?
White librarian: The what?
Black student: The ethnic section…you know, where all the books by black people are.
White librarian: We don't have an ethnic section, dear. You'll have to browse the shelves.

Longview College, Missouri

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on April 2, 2009
Black people, Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Missouri, Offers and requests, Questions, Race, Students

I Need That Trunk Space on the Way Back

Middle schoolboy to wimpy friend: I always dump my girlfriends before I come to the mall.

Pleasant Hill, California

Overheard by: sam

Posted on March 31, 2009
California, Default, Guys, Relationships, Sexuality, Shopping, Students

She's Just Gherkin You Off

Preppy girl: It's like eating pickle juice.
Guy: Like pickle juice?
Friend: How fucking stupid are you?

Rockford, Illinois

Posted on March 22, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Students, Stupidity

That Rug Really Ties the Room Together

Girl student: So, the Federal Government is like, a puppy, like (giggle) they're so cute… And like, you want to just cuddle them, then they're naughty and it's bad.
Teacher: Kelly, could you please explain a bit more? I'm not getting your reasoning here.
Girl student: Well…they do good things, and it's cute, then they like pee on your rug, and it's bad.
Teacher: I promise you, the next time a member of the Federal Government pees on my rug, I will go bonkers.

Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: Tizri