Sarah Really Knows How to Push Her Own Buttons.

Self-centered bimbo to another: I love texting myself, but I told myself: “let me see if I can hold off doing that til Sunday, to see if I can live alone.”

Mamaroneck, New York

Posted on January 24, 2020
Advice, Bimbettes, New York, Stupidity, Technology

On the Other Hand, Now She Can Totally Come Clubbing with Us!

Girl to friend: Well, if she's dumb enough to use chloroform to put her baby to sleep, then that's her fault!

Virginia Commonwealth University

Overheard by: tim c

Posted on January 14, 2020
Family ties, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Stupidity, Virginia

Yes, But It's Pronounced “Canadia”

Professor: Back then they actually had Hell located on the map. It was in the north.
Student: In Canada?

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on January 12, 2020
Connecticut, Education, Geography, History, Questions, Religion, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Prison Pretty Much Takes Care Of That, Anyway.

Teacher: So… then, what should happen to the guy?
Student #1: I think he should be sent to jail.
Student #2: I think that since he killed his neighbor, he should have to be killed himself. Get the death penalty. Ya know… “eye for an eye”.
Student #3: That's the stupidest thing in the world. It doesn't work in all situations.
Student #2: Yes it does! Let's say some guy molests a kid, then the guy should… (pause) Ok… Nevermind.

High School
Illinois

Posted on January 5, 2020
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Illinois, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

It Isn't Easy Buying Green.

Guy: So I got there, and they were out of the green ones, so I had to get two of the green ones to get one of the green ones!

Nikki's Cafe
Beloit, Wisconsin

Posted on December 23, 2019
Guys, Shopping, Stupidity, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Unless You Know Something About Louis Pasteur That I Don't

Middle-aged woman, on sex offenders: Those people should just be pasteurized.
Teen daughter: Pasteurized?
Woman: Yeah, you know. Pasteurized.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that's what you mean.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/430097826/it-might-work.html

Overheard by: that might be just as effective

Posted on December 12, 2019
Family, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Stupidity, Women, Words

Who's Going As Pontius Pilate of Nottingham?

Bimbette, looking at halloween costumes online with her boyfriend: Oh, look! You can go as Robin Hood and I'll be Mary Magdalene!

RIC College
Providence, Rhode Island

Posted on December 12, 2019
Bimbettes, Books, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, History, Rhode Island, Stupidity

On Today’s Episode Of Skanky and the Brain…

Girl #1: Yeah, Dave*’s cute. Not super-attractive, but I’d sleep with him.
Girl #2: I wouldn’t.
Girl #1: Why not?
Girl #2: I made a pact with myself that I would never date him.
Girl #1: Yeah, but did you say you wouldn’t sleep with him?
Girl #2: No, I guess not.
Girl #1: So there’s, like, a loophole. You can sleep with him, just don’t date him.
Girl #2: Yeah, I guess so. Cool.
Girl #1: God, I’m so smart.

Valencia Community College
Orlando, Florida