…Here Comes Another One

Teen girl: This skirt is so short! My legs are freezing!
Teen boy: Mine are fine.
Teen girl: That's because of your intense orgasms.
Teen boy: True.

Starbucks
Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy

Posted on July 9, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Clothes, Clothing, Compare and contrast, Orgasm, Teens, Vermont

No Need to Get All Paulette Goddard on Me

Teenage girl: Mom, you have to buy me this book!
Mom: No, I don't, and I shan't.
Teenage girl: You what?
Mom: I shan't.
Teenage girl: “Shan't”?
Mom: Shan't.
Teenage girl: “Shan't”?
Mom: Shan't.
Teenage girl: “Shan't”?
Mom: Yes. Shan't.
Teenage girl: That's a word?
Mom: Yes.
Teenage girl: What's it mean?
Mom: It's a contraction of “shall not”, as in “I shan't buy you that book.”
Teenage girl: Ugh, fine! Enough shan'ting already!

Borders Bookstore
Olathe, Kansas

Posted on June 22, 2018
Books, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kansas, Language barrier, Moms, Questions, Stores, Teens, Women, Words

That Damn Third Commandment Always Trips Me Up

Good Catholic schoolboy to friend who just recited a really long prayer: Good job! You only missed one word. This one can be really hard and you almost got it perfect.
Bad Catholic schoolboy: God dammit! Jesus Christ, I'm never gonna get this bullshit memorized!

Goretti-Neumann High
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: lora

Posted on June 19, 2018
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Education, Etiquette, Friends, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Words

“Don’t You Feel It in Your Pants?” Would Become a New Hit Single for Usher

Loud teen girl on cell: Jaime, I’ve been calling you! Didn’t you feel it in your pants?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299422489/maybe-not.html

Overheard by: yikes

Posted on June 15, 2018
Cell phones, Clothes, Default, Girls, Gripes, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens

“Breasto Change-o” Just Might Be the Highlight Of My Week

Big-chested teenage girl: I would hate to date a magician. It would be like, “breasto change-o, I just took your boobs.”

Long Branch, New Jersey

Posted on May 23, 2018
Body parts, Default, Feelings, Girls, Magic, New Jersey, Teens, Words

Three, but They Were Eaten by Dinosaurs

Teen girl: So, like, did Adam and Eve have children?

Columbia, Tennessee

Posted on May 18, 2018
Christianity, Default, Girls, Kids, Stupidity, Teens, Tennessee

And Don’t Even Get Me Started on Bob Barker

Teenage daughter: You just know Chuck Woolery was banging every chick on Love Connection.
Mother: Not in front of the 12-year-olds!
Teenage daughter: I dunno, Chuck Woolery is a pretty sick son of a bitch.

Grocery Store Parking Lot
Littleton, Colorado

Posted on May 17, 2018
About celebrities, Colorado, Girls, Insults, Moms, Sexuality, Stores, Teens, TV shows

Practically the Only Thing in Ottawa You Haven't Done

Slutty teen in very short skirt (yelling): Yo,what time is it?
Drunk passerby : (shows watch on wrist)
Slutty teen (indignantly): Like, I don't do analogue, bitch!

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on May 13, 2018
Canadia, Default, Drunks, Insults, Questions, Strangers, Technology, Teens, Time Management

Apparently She Needs the Practice

Goth teen girl: If you don’t come back to me, I’ll kill myself.
Exasperated teen guy: Why the fuck do you do this shit to me?
Friend: Don’t listen to her. She’s always killing herself.

East Bay Diner
Oceanside, New York

Overheard by: Big Larry

Posted on April 25, 2018
New York, Teens, Threats

Grande Penis

Teenage girl: That's why I got a coffee this morning, because my mouth tasted like penis.

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Cassie and Chloe

Posted on April 7, 2018
Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Girls, Mouth, New Zealand, Penis, Teens

Teens