Weirdness

Guy: Do you know what “felching” is?
Girl: No… Is it tasty?

New Jersey

Girl: I was thrown up on by a snake yesterday.
Friend: What kind of snake?

Subway
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Robbo

Professor, on Dante's version of the devil: This is not like one of those vampire things that are good-looking and want to suck your blood, and that makes you happy.

University of Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania

Student to friend: I was going for Asian and it came out pedophile.

Otago University
New Zealand

Man handing out pamphlets to white women: You two don't look like you're racist!

Kenmore Square
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: anonymous

Boy #1 to boy #2, who is moving his chair: What the fuck are you doing?
Boy #2: I'm moving you out of the way so I can get by.
Boy #1: What? You could've just asked me to move.
Boy #2: Yeah, but I was trying to save you from having to do anything. Don't worry, I was gonna put you back.
Boy #1: Okay.
Boy #2: I hate when people move me and don't put me back.

Student Center, WCC
Valhalla, New York

Overheard by: Princess Diana

Girl #1: I want to have sex with that duck.
Girl #2: Shut up!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/ducks.html

Overheard by: io

30-something: This is my first time sitting at a table!

North Adams, Massachusetts

Overheard by: little miss spy

Dude: How did I get dog food in my screw hole?

Tucson, Arizona

Little boy throwing fit: I've never had dessert in my life! I don't even know what it tastes like!

Outside Cookie Store
Kingsport, Tennessee