Random old guy: I've been pregnant for 12 months.
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Random old guy: I've been pregnant for 12 months.
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Girl #1: Aren't you proud of me?
Girl #2: I am! But I'm also proud of you for other things, like… (long silence)
Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Brokeass Harem
Exasperated, flustered girl: Sir! Alice* just fell over, I think she's seriously hurt.
Teacher: What? She has my keys!
Marian College
Melbourne
Australia
Middle-aged dude #1: You should petition the State High School League to make killing with porcupines a sport.
Middle-aged dude #2: Yeah, with the quills and everything.
Middle-aged dude #1: Exactly! That's what I'm saying.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/357841156/idea-men.html
Overheard by: I grabbed my blackberry as soon as I heard it.
Zookeeper, to penguin pecking at her shirt: Am I dirty? Am I a dirty little birdie? Do I need preening?
Mystic Aquarium, Connecticut
Ghetto girl: No! I'm just going to walk right up to him and be like, “your knives are in my car!”
La Salle University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Trendy girl: Yeah, so like, the mom and her daughter went and got abortions together.
Town Center
Sugar Land, TX
Queer #1: I remember you! Are you Jewish?
Queer #2: No! I'm from Charleston!
Gay Strip Club
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Oh, thank god!
Man #1: Hi! How are you?
Man #2 (excited): Great! I'm going through a divorce!
Man #1: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Man #2 (still excited): Yeah! My wife was with another man!
The Woodlands, Texas
Overheard by: ….what?
Random biker chick: So, you just put your thong right on it?
Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
Keystone, South Dakota
Overheard by: KDH
