She Lost Her Entire Purse, and They Were Married That Night

Woman #1: We went to a club together one time and they were still dating, and he kept trying to kiss me. Well, I refused to. But then my cell phone got stolen and I was mad, so we made out. A lot.
Woman #2: You made out with him because your phone got stolen?
Woman #1: Yeah, basically. I was pissed and trying to have a good night, and he's very attractive. So I was like, “let's go!”
Woman #2: I think you're my hero.
Woman #1: I'm supposed to go to a concert with him next week.
Woman #2: Well, don't lose your wallet, because then you'll have to do him.

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Overheard by: James

Posted on October 25, 2008
Advice, Crimes, Default, Feelings, Infidelity, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, North Carolina, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness, Women

Some Birthday Wishes Are More Complex Than Others

Girl on cell: I hope that I am never in the position where I need to ask your mother about your sister's vagina, my dear.

Wisconsin

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on October 25, 2008
Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, On the phone, Vagina, Weirdness, Wisconsin

I've Now Been Hired As a Paper Shredder

Drunk bride: One time, I broke my dildo into two pieces. With my…you know. (other girls look at her in disbelief) What? I was horny!

Bridal Shower
Norway

Overheard by: Hege

Posted on October 21, 2008
Default, Drunks, Europe, Girls, Sexuality, Toys, Weirdness

You Don't Expect That During Dental X-Rays

Girl on phone: Yeah, and your boobs hang out! It's weird!

College Station, Texas

Posted on October 18, 2008
Default, Girls, Nipples, On the phone, Texas, Weirdness

Assume It's a Craft Project and Go on With Your Life

Girl on cell: Well, Kristy's brain was there, so that's good, but all the other brains were gone. Plus the whole bucket of eyes!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on October 17, 2008
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, On the phone, Virginia, Weirdness

When “Come Here Often?” Just Isn't Special Enough

Awkward girl: Are you an organ donor?
Uninterested guy: No.
Awkward girl: You should donate your skin. It's nice. Non-cancerous.
Uninterested guy: I'm good.
Awkward girl: Oh. So what's up with guys always having to spread their seed?

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Grace

Posted on October 16, 2008
Advice, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions, San Francisco, Train, Weirdness

The Training Begins in the Womb

Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: MN

Posted on October 15, 2008
Couples, Default, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Insults, Movies, Preggers, Pregnancy, Weirdness, Women

…Who Never Invite Me to Your Parties

Professor, discussing the concept of virtue in literature: Today, when you hear the word “virtue”, you just kind of laugh. And that's because your souls are all festering masses of corruption.

Literary Theory Class
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: Reb

Posted on October 14, 2008
Canadia, Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

David Hasselhoff Preps for His Next Audition

Guy on urinal on the phone: Yeah, let slip the dogs of war…protein. No truer words have ever been spoken…Shakespeare didn't know shit… (farts loudly) Fuck! (farts again) Fuck. Energy drinks…I'm outta here.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on October 12, 2008
Books, Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, On the phone, Restroom, Virginia, Weirdness, Words

Just Once, I'd Like Somebody to Weep With Gratitude

Annoying girl #1: She's the only girl I know that really wants to fuck a 90-year-old man.
Annoying girl #2: I really would!

Chilis, New Jersey

Overheard by: K

Posted on October 12, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

Weirdness