David Hasselhoff Preps for His Next Audition

Guy on urinal on the phone: Yeah, let slip the dogs of war…protein. No truer words have ever been spoken…Shakespeare didn't know shit… (farts loudly) Fuck! (farts again) Fuck. Energy drinks…I'm outta here.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on October 12, 2008
Books, Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, On the phone, Restroom, Virginia, Weirdness, Words

Just Once, I'd Like Somebody to Weep With Gratitude

Annoying girl #1: She's the only girl I know that really wants to fuck a 90-year-old man.
Annoying girl #2: I really would!

Chilis, New Jersey

Overheard by: K

Posted on October 12, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

Being Raised by the Buddha Isn't All It's Cracked Up to Be

Five-year-old: Daddy, I want ice cream.
Father: How does it feel to want something?

Vermont

Posted on October 10, 2008
Dads, Default, Feelings, Food, Kids, Questions, Vermont, Weirdness, Wishes

Perhaps the Little Beret Was a Poor Idea?

Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/

Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin

Posted on October 9, 2008
Default, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Language barrier, Overheard at McGill, Vagina, Weirdness

Some Sorority Initiation Names Are Nicer Than Others

Bible thumper pointing at chick: You're the master baiter!

University Quad
Illinois State

Overheard by: a fellow masterbater

Posted on October 8, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Illinois, Names, Religion, Religious fanatics, Weirdness

Close Enough

Girl: Do you have any keys?
Lady: Nope, just an armadillo.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on October 7, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness, Women

A Man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Perdue

Guido with cigar to girlfriend: I don't know baby, but I have to follow that chicken.

Key West, Florida

Overheard by: twattylant

Posted on October 7, 2008
Animals, Default, Florida, Guys, Smokers, Weirdness

Seventy-Four

Loud woman to man: How many people have you killed? Between you and me.

Center City, Philadelphia

Overheard by: keeeeem

Posted on October 7, 2008
Crimes, Default, Murder, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Sometimes My Sphincter Needs a Cheerleader

Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/371364146/sometimes-you-have-to-talk-yourself-through-it.html

Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Poop, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

For Every World-Class Canadian Beer, There Are Hundreds of Failures

Dude #1: I think there's piss in my mouth…
Dude #2: Yeah man, that's piss-mouth, it happens.

Pemberton, BC
Canadia

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on October 6, 2008
Canadia, Default, Guys, Pee, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Words

Weirdness