Five-year-old: Daddy, I want ice cream.
Father: How does it feel to want something?
Vermont
Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/
Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin
Bible thumper pointing at chick: You're the master baiter!
University Quad
Illinois State
Overheard by: a fellow masterbater
Girl: Do you have any keys?
Lady: Nope, just an armadillo.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Loud woman to man: How many people have you killed? Between you and me.
Center City, Philadelphia
Overheard by: keeeeem
Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/371364146/sometimes-you-have-to-talk-yourself-through-it.html
Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty
Dude #1: I think there's piss in my mouth…
Dude #2: Yeah man, that's piss-mouth, it happens.
Pemberton, BC
Canadia
Overheard by: Ben
Punk teen girl to friend: So I was like, “Woah, dude! Who are you? You're awesome!” Because none of us knew him, he just came over and set a pizza down in front of us!
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: um…are you sure he wasn't the waiter?
Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?
Dorm Lobby
Wyoming
