They Finally Settled on the Nike Swish

Teenage guy to another: Didn't they want to name their kid something weird, like “question mark?”

Brighton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: L-Dawg

Posted on November 8, 2020
Default, Guys, Kids, Massachusetts, Names, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

I Hardly Touched Myself at All

Dude: Just because I watched you out a window for an hour doesn’t mean I’m creepy.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on October 29, 2020
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Threats, Violence, Weirdness

We'd Hate to Hear Him in Bed

Pilot over intercom after rough landing: Whooaa, Nessie! (makes galloping sound) Easy, girl! (makes baaing sound) Whoops, wrong animal.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: kayla

Posted on October 19, 2020
Airports & flights, Animals, Default, Pilots, Public transportation, Texas, Weirdness

…Which I Use for My Other Job

(on a bus passing city jail)
Mom: Look kids… that's where daddy is.
(pause)
Mom: I can give you a haircut.
Man: I like the lady who does my hair, she has good mirrors so I can see the back of my head.
Mom: I've got good mirrors. I've got mirrors on the ceiling, too.

Bus
Omaha, Nebraska

Posted on October 18, 2020
Bus, Default, Family ties, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Moms, Nebraska, Weirdness

In the Meantime, Would You Like to Take My Card?

Wildly bearded hobo riding rusty bicycle and wearing only one shoe and parachute pants: Why, hello miss. Would you be interested in entering into a mutually beneficial body massage arrangement?
Surprised, redheaded woman: Uhhhhh, not today, thank you.
Hobo: I'll try back later.

Queen West
Toronto
Canadia