Besides, Greed Stains.

Woman #1 in central Taipei: When she went to the us, she took along several boxes of detergent, because she doesn't like the smell of American detergent.
Woman #2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to smell like an American either.

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#6968192168432224567

Overheard by: Yugan

Posted on April 12, 2020
Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Health & Hygiene, Other sites, Sensory experiences, Taiwan, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

I've Been Wearing These Same Sweatpants Since 1997

Chick: I don't care about what anyone else does. I barely care about what I do.

Fleetwood, New York

Overheard by: Deek

Posted on April 9, 2020
Character, Chicks, New York, Weirdness

And I’m Running Dangerously Low on Reese’s Pieces

Seemingly not-crazy lady on elevator: Have you seen any aliens today?
Man: Not yet, but it’s still pretty early.
Seemingly not-crazy lady: I hope I don’t see any; I don’t have any spit.

Fox Plaza
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Uses spit for lube

Posted on April 7, 2020
Crazies, Default, Fears, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Weirdness, Women

Chances Are, Your Junk's Not Going Anywhere 'til Puberty, Kiddo

Little boy, grabbing his crotch and jumping up and down: Gotcha! Gotcha! Gotcha!

Target
New Jersey

Overheard by: Jo

Posted on April 4, 2020
Default, Guys, Kids, New Jersey, Stores, Weirdness, Words

Hardly Worse Than Getting Dick-Poked Before Birth

[husband and wife are pushing stroller through the mall. Suddenly another man rushes up and picks the husband up, twirling him around while everyone cracks up]Man, looking over at child: Wow, that would be a really awkward first memory!

Spotsylvania Towne Centre
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Overheard by: That Girl In The Kiosk