Girl: He's like a pedophile, but for some reason that just makes me like him more.
Santa Cruz, California
Girl: He's like a pedophile, but for some reason that just makes me like him more.
Santa Cruz, California
Girl #1: What? Did he think I was going to let him have sex with me?
Girl #2: Or choke you?
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/sent-in-april-3.html
Overheard by: Marty
Chick: Guess who's a lesbian couple again instead of creepy incest twins!
Washington Monument
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Ladle
Curious friend: Doesn't your mouth get tired?
Small Asian girl: That's what my hands are for!
Curious friend: Don't your arms get tired?!
Small Asian girl: That's what my mouth is for!
Curious friend: What do you do when both get tired?
Small Asian girl: Oh, that's when he puts it in my butt.
Hoboken, New Jersey
Guy: I'm not going to stop and ask someone, “excuse me, where are your ray guns?”
CVS
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: ZB
Art student: He told me he really relates to my organs.
University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Drunk guy: Oh my god! Everyone in this room is so ugly!
Irish Pub
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jackie
Woman #1 in central Taipei: When she went to the us, she took along several boxes of detergent, because she doesn't like the smell of American detergent.
Woman #2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to smell like an American either.
http://talovich.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#6968192168432224567
Overheard by: Yugan
