…That's an Erection, Joey.

Teenage boy to friend: Oh, damn, my skin's turning purple again!
Friend: Your skin's turning purple again?
Teenage boy: Yeah!
Friend: Oh, damn!

Charleston, South Carolina

Posted on May 28, 2019
Body parts, Friends, Sensory experiences, South Carolina, Teens, Weirdness

You Laugh, But He Has Poisoned Darts in His Backpack

Seven-year-old little boy staring at a little old lady with white hair: You’re going to die!

Hilander
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Koosa

Posted on May 19, 2019
Age and ageing, Death & dying, Default, Guys, Illinois, Kids, Threats, Weirdness

For Today's Lab, You Won't Need Partners

Teaching assistant to bunch of anatomy students: When in doubt, touch yourself!

Cleveland State University, Ohio

Posted on May 17, 2019
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Masturbation, Ohio, Students, Weirdness

Edgar Allen Poe Was a Difficult Kid to Raise

Mother: Honey, do you remember mommy’s friend Denise?
Four-year-old son: Uh-huh.
Mother: Well, mommy has to leave right now, because Denise’s father passed away, and I have to go and tell Denise that I’m sorry.
Four-year-old son: Oh. Did you kill him?

Port Jefferson, New York

Overheard by: arctinus

Posted on May 14, 2019
Family ties, Guys, Kids, Moms, Murder, New York, Questions, Weirdness

They Grow Up So Fast

3-year-old in parking lot: Mommy, I want MONEY!
Mother: Yes, honey. Me too.

Gilroy, California

Overheard by: just a cart pusher

Posted on May 10, 2019
California, Kids, Moms, Money, Parenting, Should have used a condom, Weirdness, Wishes

As Depicted in All of My Paintings

Mother to daughter: I swear, next time you’re going to smack your mouth on something and I’m just going to move you to the side and leave you there and watch the blood run down.

On Line for Space Mountain
Disney World, Florida

Overheard by: Kat