Since Alf Went Out Of the Business

Girl, getting up to leave: Gotta go meet flipper down by the docks, he's bringing me a shipment of cocaine.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/04/amk-freebase-willy/

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on January 22, 2019
Crimes, Drugs, Girls, Overheard at McGill, Weirdness

That's Just Our German Chocolate Cake, Ma'am

Little old lady to cashier: Satan puked here.

Rapid City, South Dakota

Posted on January 12, 2019
Customers, Default, Evil, Old folks, Religious fanatics, South Dakota, Weirdness, Women

And by That I Mean Exactly What You Think I Mean

Professor: I was house-sitting for them. I almost strangled the cat.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: Secret Spy

Posted on January 11, 2019
Animals, Ohio, Teachers, Violence, Weirdness

He'll Be Disappointed When He Learns It Has Nothing to Do With Guns

Youngish mom, enthusiastic: I need shot glasses for work!
Eight-year-old son, excited: I want a shot glass!!

Gift Shop
Branson, Missouri

Posted on December 30, 2018
Drinking & drunks, Kids, Missouri, Moms, Parenting, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes

What?

Father to son, on golf course: Yeah, while you were away I though about hiring someone to rape me.
Son: What?
Father: It's supposed to really improve your golf swing!

Eagle, Colorado

Posted on December 28, 2018
Colorado, Dads, Kids, Leisure, Sexuality, Weirdness

I Guess If You Want to Be Anal About It…

Teen girl with group of friends: But I don’t get it… Why would you wipe it *that* way particularly?
(long silence, group of friends look at each other)
Friend, incredulously: Uhh… So you don’t get shit in your vag?

Federation Square
Melbourne
Australia