Weirdness

Little girl to mother: Revenge is made from marbles.

Aberdeen
Scotland

Overheard by: Fiona

Guy: So she googled me, and found the thing from the dance-off with my balls hanging out! It's the first thing that comes up!

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: Overheard at Yale

Guy #1: I think I have the handcuffs, but I'll call you if I don't.
Guy #2: Yeah, yeah, and I've got the fairy wings, for sure.

High School
Toronto, Canadia

Overheard by: Hope the where talking about drama class

Woman on cell: Slowly… over the next week… add a fruit.

Barnes & Noble
St. Louis, Missouri

Stressed flight attendant, after four-hour delay: Folks, we've just been cleared for immediate departure. (passengers cheer) All passengers must be seated, with your seat belts fastened for takeoff. To do so, insert the metal–well, if you can't figure it out for yourself, you're in trouble. If at any point an oxygen mask appears in front of you, you'll want to put that on. In the event of a water landing occurring between St. Louis and Denver, there will be a flotation device under your seat and about three feet of snow in hell. Emergency exits–front, over-wing and rear–wherever it says so. Don't even think about smoking. See the safety information card for the rest. Here we go.

Runway
St. Louis Airport, Missouri

Professor: So, basically god has to suppress the gag reflex when he looks at you; but it's okay because he loves you anyway.

University of Akron
Akron, Ohio

Overheard by: Rebecca

Preppy blonde on cell: She said she could see herself spending the rest of her life with him, so I told her: “wow, you really need to break up with him.” And she did!

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Supervisor to trainee: Don't be afraid of the tomatoes.

Safeway
Rockville, Maryland

Professor: There's a reason to go to Pompeii: To see all the crazy penises!

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Adam

Disgruntled freshman girl #1: Ugh, I hate that guy. He is like, you know, so… Ugh!
Disgruntled freshman girl #2: I know, right?
Rude sophomore guy, interrupting: Oh, me and him? We're like porn buddies!
(awkward silence from girls)
Rude sophomore guy: What? That was like, before.

Cainta
Rizal
Philippines

Overheard by: happened to be eating lunch