Just Pretend You're in New York

Girl, seeing random guy screaming gibberish: What was that?
Guy: Don't worry about it.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on November 14, 2015
Girls, Guys, Language barrier, Washington, Weirdness

Check Behind the Mexican Dentures and Under the Namibian Eyelids

Guy #1: The directions are on a green piece of paper.(fumbles around in car)
Guy #2: What the hell is this?
Guy #1: Oh shit. Long story. It's a Portugese kid's back hair.

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on November 12, 2015
Body parts, Default, Guys, Hair, Kids, Overheard at Yale, Questions, Weirdness

It Was Lovely Talking to You

Grad student #1, receiving a detailed explanation of the theory of evolution: Well, you seem to know much more about the subject than I do…
Grad student #2: I have creationist parents.

Oxford
England

Posted on November 8, 2015
Compare and contrast, Education, England, Students, Weirdness

Is That the Best Way to Take the Moral High Ground?

Woman #1: So, you think he is?
Woman #2: No, you don't really think he is?
Woman #3: Hell, yes! I know he is. He is cheating on his wife and me. I'm gonna cut off his dick and then quit! That'll teach him.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/08/hide-your-pet-rabbits-gentlemen.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on November 7, 2015
Default, Eavesdrop DC, Infidelity, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Violence, Weirdness, Women

If He Dies, They’ll Probably Let You Cut All the Lines

Eight-year-old kid in line for Universal Studios park ticket: I know how to get a discount ticket.
Eight-year-old friend: How?
Eight-year-old kid: You get your friend to come along with you, then you stab him in the neck and say “My friend’s dying, can we have discount tickets?”

Universal Studios
Los Angeles, California

Posted on November 6, 2015
California, Death & dying, Default, Friends, Kids, Money, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Tourist attractions, Violence, Weirdness

To What Extent Would It Involve Nut Gathering?

University administrator: I’ve been thinking that I should start my own cult. It doesn’t have to be anything sexual. It could involve squirrels.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289741685/i-do-not-like-where-this-is-going.html

Overheard by: count me in!

Posted on November 5, 2015
Animals, Default, Employees, Overheard in Minneapolis, Religion, Sexuality, Weirdness

It's Not Like Your GPS Has Anything Better to Do

Middle aged guy leaning against big truck: She just sounds so disappointed, you know?
Middle aged guy sitting inside big truck: Yeah, totally.
Middle aged guy leaning against big truck, sounding disappointed: Recalculating… Recalculating…

British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: Cybele