Which, BTW, Would Be a Great Rapper Name

White guy: How do you pronounce your name? Is it “Ty”?
Asian guy: No, it's “Tee,” as in “teabagging.”
White guy: Oh. (pause) Wait! What?
Asian guy: Sorry, maybe I should have said “sweet tea.”

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on December 16, 2009
Balls, Employees, Georgia, Names, Sex, Whiteys, Words

I'm Sure Those Pointed Hoods Are Just for Style

Man handing out pamphlets to white women: You two don't look like you're racist!

Kenmore Square
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: anonymous

Posted on December 13, 2009
Guys, Massachusetts, Race, Weirdness, Whiteys, Women

But I Draw the Line at Moving to Seattle

White cube farmer to another: Chicks don't like dudes with umbrellas. They like wild and crazy guys who aren't afraid of getting their hair wet.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/305658355/actually-this-is-true.html

Overheard by: alexis

Posted on October 16, 2009
Advice, Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Hair, Overheard in Minneapolis, Stupidity, Whiteys

With His Seductive Banjo Music?

Hispanic girlfriend: Why the hell do you get Cesar Chavez Day off of work? Do you even know who Cesar Chavez is?
White boyfriend: Didn't he drive the snakes out of Mexico?

Orange County, California

Overheard by: Hispanic girlfriend

Posted on September 4, 2009
Animals, California, Couples, History, Holidays, Latinas, Questions, Stupidity, Whiteys

You Bring the Earl Grey, I'll Bring the Bitches

Hispanic guy to large white guy: Maybe we can catch the rest of What Not to Wear, man!

Austin, Texas

Posted on September 3, 2009
Fat people, Latinos, Texas, TV shows, Weirdness, Whiteys, Wishes

Why I Could Never Teach Middle School

13-year-old preppy white girl: It be sneakah time, ya'll!

Deptford Mall
Deptford, New Jersey

Posted on August 31, 2009
Kids, Language barrier, Malls, New Jersey, Preppies, Stupidity, Teens, Whiteys

That's Your Shadow, Britney.

Translucently pale white girl staring at cop car, to equally pale friend: My god, we've turned into black people!

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Posted on July 23, 2009
Colorado, Friends, Girls, Race, Stupidity, Whiteys

Just a Bit Self-Conscious About His Baby-Carrot Penis

Blonde: So this guy was hitting on me and he was like, “so, do you have a boyfriend?” and I was like, “ummm, yeah.” It was really creepy. I was like, “oh my god, I can not tell my boyfriend about this!” I mean, normally he wouldn't really care, but (looks around and lowers voice) this guy was black, so I think my boyfriend might flip. I mean, not that he's racist or anything.

Penn Tech
Williamsport, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 30, 2009
Bimbettes, Pennsylvania, Race, Relationships, Weirdness, Whiteys

Every Now and Then, My Inner Cracker Pops Up and Says Stupid Shit

Black girl in car: God, I wish I was black so I could say things like that.
White girl in car: But wait…you are black.
Black girl in car: I can't believe I just said that!

Detroit, Michigan

Posted on June 13, 2009
Black people, Default, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Race, Religion, Weather, Whiteys, Wishes

As Friends

White guy: So, is it true that when you die you go to heaven and get forty virgins to do whatever with?
Muslim guy: No, that's wrong. It's heaven: you get as many virgins as you want.

Liberty High School
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on October 7, 2008
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Guys, Questions, Religion, Religious fanatics, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Whiteys

Whiteys