Are the Stories About Martha Stewart As True As They Say?

Angry woman on cell: I want the fucking muffins!

Galleria Mall
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on December 29, 2020
Default, Feelings, Food, Malls, New York, Offers and requests, Women

It Needs Watering, If You Follow Me

Woman on phone: As long as she can wear it without showing her lady garden, then that's fine by me.

Christchurch
New Zealand

Posted on December 26, 2020
Clothes, Clothing, New Zealand, On the phone, Vagina, Women

Using a Venus Razor Does Not Make You a Goddess, Ms. Pratt

English teacher: It’s a big responsibility to be a goddess, it troubles me all the time.

A.C. Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on December 25, 2020
Bragging, Default, Gripes, Pride, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers, Women

And This….Surprises You?

Woman waiting for coffee: You know my sister is a Playboy model?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman waiting for coffee: Yeah! She sends me the pictures. I mean, she's beautiful, but I don't wanna see that. And my brother, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563420/all-in-the-family.html

Overheard by: next in line.

Posted on December 16, 2020
Default, Family ties, Names, Overheard in Minneapolis, Porn, Women

But Here's a Coupon for a Complimentary Cavity Search

Irate mother: No, you don't understand. I need to board that plane now!
Stewardess at gate: Ma'm, you cannot board now. There is no airplane at the end of the jetway. Look–no plane out there.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/473032304/i-bet-a-lot-of-people-dont-understand-that-woman.html

Overheard by: delayed flights always make me irrational too

Posted on December 15, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Public transportation, Women

But I Don't Know Why the Caged Bird Sings!

Mother pushing stroller with three small boys at her side: Your brother asked you a question. Now answer it or stop talking!

Valley Fair
Shakopee, Minnesota

Posted on November 22, 2020
Default, Family ties, Kids, Minnesota, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Tourist attractions, Women

Maybe “Pedophile” Is a Hot New Non-Alcoholic Cocktail?

Young woman to another: Oh, you could pull that off, but *I* would like a pedophile.
Passer-by to friend: I don't think that means what she thinks it means… We can only hope.

Phildelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 16, 2020
Friends, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Wishes, Women, Words

We Should Schedule a Stroll Around the Grounds

Very elegantly dressed man: I'm trying to remember if I've ever mowed a lawn… No, I don't think I have.
Very elegantly dressed woman: Hang on, do we even have a lawn?
Very elegantly dressed man: Of course we do.
Very elegantly dressed woman: Oh, I remember now. We have a lot of lawn.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: MaggieB

Posted on October 27, 2020
California, Guys, Memory lane, Questions, Stupidity, Women

Are You Trying to Jumpstart the Cat Again?

Young woman on cell: Did you just say “The cables must be subjugated”? Uh huh… Okay… Yeah, I don’t think you’re okay to drive either.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on October 26, 2020
Advice, Drinking & drunks, On the phone, Questions, Washington, DC, Women, Words

Ginger and Craig Live in a Candy House and Have Diabetes

Young woman #1: You know, Ginger and Craig, with the breadcrumbs and all that.
Young woman #2: You mean Hansel and Gretel!?
Young woman #1: Oh. Yeah, them.
Young woman #2: Wow.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 21, 2020
Default, Friends, Memory lane, Names, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Women

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