We Can't Do the Mental Gymnastics Necessary for This One

Woman #1: If I were obsessive compulsive like Monk, I'd pick a cleaner city than San Francisco to live in.
Woman #2: That's why they film it in Canada.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Eric

Posted on June 28, 2015
California, Cleanliness, Geography, TV shows, Women

Yes, But Only Because It's After Noon.

Woman to male friend: I am trying to figure out how long 14 minutes and 6 minutes is in total.
Male friend: 20 minutes.
Woman: Regular math and time math are the same?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/numbers.html

Overheard by: benja

Posted on June 27, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Stupidity, Women

Usually They Just Ask Us to Keep the Blood Splatter to a Minimum

Lady on cell pumping gas): Y'know, even when he picked up the knife, I just didn't expect the cops to get involved…

Shell Gas Station
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Just filling my tank, thanks

Posted on June 27, 2015
Crimes, Default, Georgia, On the phone, Stores, Violence, Women

His Life Is a Rich Tapestry of Loud Bullshit

50-ish white lady: He’s a Christian rapper, but during the day he sells insurance.

Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Ashley

Posted on June 26, 2015
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Music, Religion, Weirdness, Whiteys, Women

If 8-Bit’s Enough for You

Older woman: My first computer was a Commodore 64!
Younger woman: A what? That sounds like a sex toy.

Western Michigan University
Kalamazoo, Michigan

Posted on June 26, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Memory lane, Michigan, Technology, Toys, Women

On the Way Home, She Drove Up on a Curb Going Two Miles an Hour.

Soccer mom who was just given champagne by lady doing her nails: This is my first drink in ten months! Oh my god, I'm buying some of this on my way home!

Nail Salon
Cumming, Georgia

Overheard by: Caylin

Posted on June 25, 2015
Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Georgia, Moms, Offers and requests, Women

It's Been the Top Story on CNN All Week

White trash man to white trash woman: So did you hear the news?
White trash woman: No, what?
White trash man (sighing despairingly): Aggie broke her corn-broom.
White trash woman, looking stricken: Oh, no!

Giant Tiger Store
Napanee, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Rockbot

Posted on June 24, 2015
Canadia, Cleanliness, Default, Guys, Questions, Stores, Weirdness, Women

Am I the Only Goat Nanny in New Orleans?

Elderly woman on cell: Hello? What? How many goats? Give it to Nancy*. Just leave it on her porch. It's just one and I don't want it. (long pause) Put it there and ring the doorbell. I don't care how you do it, I'm on vacation, don't bother me. (hangs up phone)

Louis Armstrong International Airport
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: T Perk