If It's Bobbing for Saviors, Count Me Out.

Sunday school teacher: We're going to play a fun game next! Does anybody want to guess what it is?
Five-year-old student: Take of our shirts and pants?
Sunday school teacher: No!

Sunday School Classroom
Fredericton
Canadia

Overheard by: Andrew

Posted on March 10, 2019
Canadia, Clothes, Default, Games, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

And Why Is There Ham in My Lingerie Drawer?

Customer: The last thing I want in my refrigerator is another pair of pantyhose!

Charlottesville, Virginia

Posted on February 22, 2019
Clothes, Customers, Virginia, Weirdness, Wishes

She Also Found Fifty Cents, a Rubber Band, and a Playbill from Cats

(during a film in a movie theater)
Girl #1 (whispering): Ow, something's itching me–I think there's something in my bra. (gasps) Oh my god!
Girl #2: What is it!?
Girl #1: I just found a condom in my bra and I think it was from last night but I don't remember putting it there!

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on February 1, 2019
Canadia, Clothes, Condoms, Girls, Memory lane

Note to Self: Don't Try to Bond with Teenagers.

Teacher to girl: I like your shirt!
Girl: Oh, yeah, but it's from a show, so I'm not, like, just wearing a shirt… randomly or whatever.

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on December 16, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Colorado, Compliments, Girls, Music, Students, Teachers

See the Iron-On Label?

Mormon-looking hick teen: (holds up shirt and looks at his mother)
Hick mom: Gawd, no! That is Satan's shirt!

Wilmington, North Carolina

Overheard by: Amy

Posted on November 30, 2018
Clothes, Evil, Moms, North Carolina, Parenting, Religious fanatics, Teens

Why There Are So Many Homicides in Maryland

Guy: You know what I'm going to do? I'm bringing back the safari hat. Tomorrow I'm wearing a safari hat to work.
Girl: That's so Baltimore!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/08/baltimore-new-fashion-capital-of-world.html

Overheard by: the hill

Posted on November 18, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Eavesdrop DC, Girls, Guys

And a Fun and Flirty One

Girl, returning from holidays in America: So yeah, I got put in actual jail.
Friend: For drinking on the beach?
Girl: Yup, got the orange jumpsuit and all.
Friend: Did you get to keep it?
Girl: I didn't like to ask, to be honest. Would've been a savage souvenir, though.

UCC Campus
Ireland