Woman in red tutu: I am in pain. And hungover. And starting to drink again. In a red tutu, of course.
Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Poogins
Woman in red tutu: I am in pain. And hungover. And starting to drink again. In a red tutu, of course.
Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Poogins
Older man walking: I know we live in a mountainous region, but if we lived in a really mountainous region I’d wear pants.
University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I’d wear pants too…
Mother to daughter hopping up and down on escalator: Now Beth*, if you keep doing that your pants are going to get caught in the conveyor belt and they’ll be ripped off and all of South Station is going to see your little mermaid underwear. [Girl immediately stops.]
South Station
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Meg
Strange transvestite: Ohmigod, you are sooo pretty.
Girl: Umm… Thanks?
Transvestite's friend: Oh, yes she is.
(they walk away)
Girl: I'm never wearing this shirt again.
Houston, Texas
Girl: Socks aren't socks.
Fort McMurray
Alberta
Canadia
Girl reporting on date the night before: So I was good and kept my clothes on and got home at 10 am.
Guy: Wait, wait! 10 am? Don't you mean 10 pm?
Girl: Oh yeah! Sorry, force of habit!
Brunswick
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Ed Klein
Drunken girl #1: Ah, that tubby boy kissed me.
Drunken girl #2: Doesn't matter, just remember the rule.
Drunken girl #1: “We don't share”?
Drunken girl #2: No, the other rule.
Drunken girl #1: “Your dress can be as short as you like, as long as you're wearing stockings”?
Drunken girl #2: No. The “if you don't remember it, it didn't happen” rule.
Drunken girl #1: Oh, I'm forgetting it now, then.
Sydney
Australia
Male student to another, seriously: So you just came in your pants?
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, New York
Teen girl: I put my new bra on my cat’s head and he looked like a German soldier.
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
