Girl with ponytail poof: He said I'm a stereotype, not an individual.
Blonde friends: That is so gay.
College, Tacoma
Overheard by: Kai
Girl with ponytail poof: He said I'm a stereotype, not an individual.
Blonde friends: That is so gay.
College, Tacoma
Overheard by: Kai
Random girl: And then I asked him, “So, how was that for you?” and then he said, “uh, I just came.”
Washington and Lee University
Lexington, Virginia
Cali MBA #1: The television news out here sucks.
Cali MBA #2: Yeah…and they're ugly.
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Psychology professor, on the topic of conditioning: Well, you can't spank a dolphin!
UCCS
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: really?
Professor: I mean, if you saw Eminem on the street you'd say, “He's white,” but if you see him kickin' ass in 8 Mile, then you'd see he's black.
Haines Hall
UCLA, California
Overheard by: downtown
Professor: So where else could the US get money for the $700 billion dollar economic bailout other than the American taxpayers?
Student: I think that they should have a bake sale!
Meredith College
Raleigh, North Carolina
Overheard by: Jen
Professor: The floor's getting further away the older I get, but there's always Jack Daniels and Percocet.
Rutgers University
New Jersey
Overheard by: hopes he never gets THAT old
Girl on cell: Well, Kristy's brain was there, so that's good, but all the other brains were gone. Plus the whole bucket of eyes!
George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia
Guy to another: So is it a pants party?
Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana
Overheard by: Alexa, Alicia, Eric
Guy on urinal on the phone: Yeah, let slip the dogs of war…protein. No truer words have ever been spoken…Shakespeare didn't know shit… (farts loudly) Fuck! (farts again) Fuck. Energy drinks…I'm outta here.
George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia
