But It’s a Miracle Diet

Chick: I was just in the bathroom trying to throw up, and I just can’t do it! I just gag. A penis can make me throw up, but my own two fingers cant… I hate giving blowjobs.

Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: BTON

Posted on October 6, 2023
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Gripes, Hands, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Penis

By Cutting a Hole in Your Pancreas and Thrusting Mercilessly

Undergrad #1: Man, it would suck if you died by drowning in molasses.
Undergrad #2: Well, better than being raped.
Undergrad #1: True. Well, unless you were diabetic. Then the molasses would be, like, raping you.

Harvard research lab
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: random person

Posted on September 1, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Massachusetts, Philosophy

Who Told You about the Hole? Was It My Ex?

Boyfriend: You know what happens when you get between me and something I want, right?
Girlfriend, on his lap: I go in the hole?
Boyfriend, puzzled: No… I… I move you out of the way…

Westfield State College
Westfield, Massachusetts

Overheard by: It was a brownie he wanted

Posted on August 12, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Couples, Massachusetts, Threats

My Nunchuck Nipple-Tassels Are No Laughing Matter

Macho dude in Student Government Association: I'll smite you with my boobs!

Cafeteria
Tunxis Community College, Connecticut

Overheard by: Girl in Black

Posted on August 5, 2023
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Threats, Words

At Least Stop Throwing the Panties.

Physics professor: Hey! Listen up! I’m tired of some of you walking out or ignoring me when we talk about the Big Bang Theory. I’m not telling you God doesn’t exist, so don’t get your panties in a bunch! You! Sit down! Let me finish!

Kent State University
Kent, Ohio