Also, “Boner”

Nerdy philosophy professor: The word that comes to mind when I think about grading multiple-choice tests is 'bloodbath'.

Catholic University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Ditto.

Posted on January 25, 2022
Bathing, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Education, Teachers, Washington, DC, Words

I Notice You Came Up with That Description Awfully Quickly

Dude #1: Dude, are you still drunk?
Dude #2: Maybe a little, how could you tell?
Dude #1: You smell like beer, weed, and hooker spit!

Lecture Hall
University of Tennessee

Overheard by: bluecollarbelle

Posted on January 24, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drugs, Drunks, Guys, Questions, Sensory experiences, Tennessee

Can They Still Call It Martha Stewart Living?

Girl on cell: Wait… Wait! You’re telling me she’s not a zombie? You mean she’s actually dead?

Emory College
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Zack

Posted on January 16, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Georgia, Girls, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

With the Possible Exception of the Dominant Chord

Professor: So, how was survey of western music?
Girl: It was terrible: someone would always find a way to bring up gender issues. I mean, I hate to break it to you, but eighteenth century tonal music doesn’t give a shit about your vagina.

Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York

Posted on January 7, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Gender issues, Girls, Gripes, Music, New York, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vagina, Words

…Even You with Your Thunder Thighs, Zeus.

College girl to friend: the nice thing about a toga is that you don't have to wear Spanx with it.

Metro State College of Denver
Denver, Colorado

Posted on January 4, 2022
Advice, Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Sorority types, Undies

Still Doesn't Explain How the Entire Cast Fit on the Set Of Roseanne

Brunette: I don't think dinosaurs were ever real.
Blonde: Why is that?
Brunette: If they were really that big, only like ten could fit on earth. They wouldn't even be able to walk around much.
Blonde: Oh, you're probably right. I've never thought about it like that before.

Northern Michigan University

Posted on January 3, 2022
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Stupidity

Calista Flockhart's Parents Had the Right Idea

Professor, talking about his eight-year-old son: Don't invest in anything that eats.

Rutgers University
New Jersey

Posted on January 2, 2022
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Money, Teachers

The Polaroids Scattered Around the Kitchen

Girl #1: So, how did she find out?
Girl #2: I was right in the middle of vomiting and my mom opened the door and said, ‘You’ve been binge drinking and having unprotected sex?!’
Girl #1: … So, how did she find out?

College of Charleston
Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Addison

Posted on December 28, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Condoms, Default, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, South Carolina, Students, Stupidity

Oh, Well. It’s the Thought That Counts

Girl to guy trying to grab her underwear: Ow! What the fuck are you doing?
Boy: Sorry! I was trying to give you a wedgie, but I didn’t realize that you already had one.

Alaska Pacific University
Anchorage, Alaska

Posted on December 26, 2021
Alaska, Colleges & Universities, Students, Undies

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